[Duke is sitting in a chair talking to Ricky in his movie trailer.]

Ricky: Okay, Duke we want to create a lot of sympathy for your predicament.
The best way to do this is to put you in a wheelchair.

Duke: What?! I'm not gonna be carted around in a wheel chair!

Ricky: Ah, c'mon look what it's done for Christopher Reeve! Nobody gave a
rat's behind about him and then boom he's in a wheel chair and everyone
loves him!

Duke: Yeah, but he was paralysed from the neck down!

Ricky: Hmmm... You're right. [Takes a cellular phone out from his coat
pocket and dials a number.] Hey! David! Can you send some guys over here to
break this guy's back? I'd do it myself, but I just had my nails done.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.