[Sitting in his movie trailer Duke talks to Earl.]

Duke: You know son with me dying and everything I figure we should do some
of that bonding stuff like regular fathers and sons.

Earl: Okay.

[Duke and Earl stare at each other for a few seconds.]

Duke: What do regular fathers and sons do?

Earl: The dad drinks beer and makes bets on televised football games while
the kid tries to amuse himself.

Duke: Sold! That's what I call parenting!

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.