Kuno stood by the side of the pool as the Jusenkyo Guide
recited the Tragic Tale of the pool he fallen into.
   "So young sir has fallen in Pool of the Genius Boy with
Weird Sister"

  At least he didn't fall into the one with the Nissan in it (runs for 
cover). 

   Standing there Tatewaki realized for the first time "
Akane doesn't love me and the Pigtailed Girl is really
Ranma- I have become sentient"

If anyone wants to take this feel free, I am going to be
seriously sick for a while longer.

  You know, this is a bit cruel, even for Kuno. 
  So if now Kuno's a genius, what'd he do? Come up with a revolutionary 
machine: a trans-phase neutron accelerator that could trash Ranma no 
matter where he went? 
  I'd love to see THAT. 

  Concerning Einstein: With your pencils and your papers everyone 
thought you'd find a way to save mankind. But you were drawing doodles 
for disposing of your wife.... 

"Decepticons FOREVER!!" --Ravage, former Decepticon
"You've gotten tricker since last time. I LIKE THAT!!"--Rampage
"If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die." --Kosh, Babylon 5
"Master! You mustn't! People are watching!!"--Cherry, Saber Marionette J

--Razorclaw X
Author: "Wheel of Fire" and "The World's Worst Ranma Fanfic!"

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