<Cue Music>

[Tenchi TV Opening]

(Shots of Tenchi, Ryoko, Ryo-ohki, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Washu)

[Little Date]

(Shots of Ranma, Mousse, Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kasumi)

[Cruel Angel Thesis]

(Shots of Misato, Rei, Asuka, PenPen and Shinji)

[The Power of Love]

(Shots of Minako, Makoto, Rei, Ami, Haruka, Micheru, and Setsuna)

[My Heart, Your Heart]

(Shots of Belldandy, Skuld and Urd)

(More shots of Urd in some naughty poses)

*BAP* 

<Get away from the camera Bard!>

[The Hush of 200 Million Years]

(Shot of the Guardian)

[Nothing�s Gonna Stand in Our Way]

(Shot of Shadow)

[Danger Zone]

(Shot of the Bard)

[Alchemy of Love]

(Shot of Rowan)

[Star Wars theme]

It�s.........{Big Neon Sign}ANIME MIST NETWORK!!!

Tenchi: We MST the Good.

Ranma: We MST the Bad.

Happosai & the Bard: We MST the LEMONS!

>From across the Aniverse our brave heroes have come to conquer the final
frontier, Anime Fan Fiction! Aboard the BamShu Unit Crystal Knight 01 they
will face the greatest challenge of their lives, trying to keep their sanity
while viewing the works of the most (in)famous authors on the Net. Will they
succeed? Or will this become another tired old cliche? Only one way to find
out!

On the B.U.C.K. a meeting was taking place. The BamShu Unit Cystal Knight 01
Station looked a Giant Crab with giant mallets instead of pincers and two
crystal spires in place of where the eyes would be. It was within one of these
towers that the monumental event was being held.

(On a podium Washu-chan is addressing her fellow MSTers) 

Washu-chan: Order! Order! *Gavel banging*

(The crowd continues to be rowdy)

(Washu-chan primes her Tactical Antimatter Crowd Control Cannon)

Washu-chan: I said ORDER!

(the crowd sweatdrops and quickly settles down)

Washu-chan: That�s better. (Puts away the cannon) Now on to Business.

(Out pop the Washu Puppets)

Puppet A: You�re the greatest Washu-chan!

Puppet B: Nobody knows business better then you Washu-chan!

Shadow: (Whispering to Tenchi) Where did those come from?

Tenchi: Haven�t the slightest clue. I think she�s been watching the TV series
too long.

Washu-chan: ....Constructed by Skuld, Ami, and yours truly. As you all are
aware we will be drawing lots before each MST. For the grand opening of AMN
the chosen story is Aikan Muyo. Those selected are....

(The crowd holds its breath)

Washu-chan: Tenchi, Ranma, Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Urd!

(Assorted cheers and groans)

~~~~~~~~

Disclaimer: Ba weep granna weep niniban! 

-Shade

*$*$*$*$*$*

 Nabiki stared at the screen, a look of 
horror on her face. "Our lives depend on  
Ranma proving that we're civilized enough 
to join a galactic society. We're doomed." 

-The Bet "Illegal Aliens in Nerima" 

"Could you please not eat my gun!" -Mihoshi

The girl smiled. "Welllll... Do you remember Yu-chan?"
        Ranma thought back to the days when he was a young scrapper.  "Yeah, we used to play together, me an' Yu-cha--" Ranma's eyes bugged out with shock. "Oh no! You aren't..."

 "SURPRISE!! It's me, Yu-chan!" the girl squealed.
 "YU-CHAN!!" Ranma's eyes bugged out. "Didn't I have         ANY male childhood friends?!"

-Expansion Card v2.0

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