(Disclaimers are in effect for this fic)
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-Same time, Different place
The moment Tenchi Masaki woke up this morning
he knew it was going to be one of those days.
Ryoko wasn�t hovering over him in his bed. Right
now he wished that she were. In fact Tenchi wished that
he was still in his bed.
A quick glance downward confirmed his worst fears,
he was nude. Worse, he was in Washu�s lab and nude.
And worst of all was the fact that he was strapped down
in *THE CHAIR* in Washu�s lab and naked as a jaybird.
It wasn�t really a chair, Washu-chan had explained that
it was actually a non-lethal, semi-passive, multi-appendaged,
variable scanning, hyper-dimensional restraining analyzer
that the redheaded genius scientist used to keep Tenchi from
escaping while she tried to figure out the secret of the Light
Hawk Wings. But Tenchi had fallen asleep halfway through her
lecture so he simply called it the chair and left it at that.
It wasn�t that he really minded most of the examinations,
they were mostly harmless...with one exception.
All of Washu�s tests kept going back to that �sample� she
wanted to extract from him. Tenchi still got the willies
whenever he remembered that first time she had tried to
use her �magic fingers�.
Washu hadn�t succeeded yet, but she still kept trying anyway.
�And from the looks of things.......� Tenchi thought as he
swallowed nervously.
*Ping-Pong*
The lights in the lab suddenly focused on a figure standing
on an small stage in the middle of the lab that he hadn�t
noticed there before.
�I�m doomed...� Tenchi groaned.
�I�m ready!� It was the kawaii voice of doom.
�How did I wind up in here?� Tenchi asked, praying feverently
that this was just a bad dream. �Yeah, that�s it! This is just
Ayeka�s and Ryoko�s dessert from last night! I�m not really in
Washu�s lab and I�m not really naked!! Wake up Tenchi, C�mon Wake up!!!�
�My dimensional portal worked perfectly! An invention
only I, the great Washu could create!�
Tenchi sweatdropped.
�Um...Little Washu? What are you doing?� He was grasping at
straws, hoping against hope that she wasn�t after the....
�I�m going to finally collect that sample from you!�
�Doh!� So much for hope.
�I really don�t think that it�s necessary! After all you
are the number one genius scientist in the universe!�
It was time for plan B, butter Little Washu�s ego up enough to
convince her that she didn�t need the sample and then escape.
�Yes I am, and yes it is! I�ve run test after test on you
and haven�t found anything that deviates from the standard human,
the only thing I haven�t checked is that final sample. So by the
process of elimination the secret must be in there!"
Well plan B was a bust.
"Now be a good little guinea pig and let the Angel of
Mercy shake the dew off your lily!!!�
On to the last resort...plan C. Scream for help.
�NO!!!!..........*muffled*"
The Chair had slapped a gag on Tenchi�s mouth.
'Now what do I do?!'
�Hello! What have we here.....�
�HELP!!! MIHOSHI, SASAMI, ANYBODY!!!!�
�What�s this? Little Tenchi-ken doesn�t want to come
out and play? Well I�ll soon fix that!�
�NONONONONONONONO!!!!!� Blind panic sounded
good right about now.
�That�s odd, there�s no reponse here.....�
*muffled screaming*
�What�s that? It�s because I look like a little girl that
you�re bothered? That�s easily solved!�
�EIYAAAHHH!!!� Tenchi didn�t know what was worse. The fact
that Washu-chan had assumed her true mature form, or the fact
that the little traitor was now reacting to it.
�Hello!�
�Damn it body!! Don�t succumb!!!�
�Oh MY!!! Miss Washu are you playing doctor again?�
�I�m SAVED!!!�
�WHA?!! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE MIHOSHI???!!!!�
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clip to 1c
Author: *Coughing* The plot sickens. Everything in this fic has a point, win a
no-prize if you figure out the significance of this scene. Writing is being
confounded by midterms and a damn cold. As you can tell I'm not much for
talking outside of a fic.
Till next time,
-Shade(ACHOO!)
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