For those of you wondering, I had midterms. In fact I still have them. But I
am still working on the Private Bets, currently a rewrite on the Bard's Stone
is in progress after reading the feedback on it. The other Bets are still in
rough draft, the Guardian's bet and Shadow's bet will probably be out next,
although Penpen's and Jinx's bets might come out first if the Goddess of
inspiration is willing.

<Scene from "A Bet gone horribly wrong" aka Jinx's stone> 

(...........Ranma Tenchi Saotome was in trouble.

 Belldandy and Kasumi were looking at him the same way Ryoko
and Urd usually did. This was only the first sign that
something was wrong, Ami and Rei Ayanami slowly licking their
lips as they started to stalk him into a corner was clue #2.
The hairs on the back of his neck went stiff as Nagi threw off
her cloak and stretched, in the process emphasizing her very female
attributes. The lazy grin on her face as she watched him wasn't
very comforting either. That was when Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Sylia
glomped onto Ranma. He gave a startled yell of surprise as he
jumped out of their combined clutches.

"What's going on here??!!!" Ranma gasped out as he started
backpeddling to the front door. His progress was quite
abruptly halted by something soft and warm behind
him....wait...make that two somethings.....

Before he could pursue that line of thought any further
Honey-chan hugged from behind, giving him a close
encounter of the kind that otakus can only dream of.

"What's wrong Ranma-kun?"  Purred the angelic android of affection.

Ranma was just about to tell her when he stopped and sniffed. 

'Hmmm.....Honey's shampoo....Amazon passion spice......Belldandy's
cooking......one of Urd's love potions.....Kasumi's chocolate chip
cookies........Washu's experimental lemon pills......Misato's beer....'

A few seconds later it hit him.

'WAIT A MINUTE?!!! PASSION SPICE??? LOVE POTION???! LEMON PILLS??!! MISATO'S
BEER?!!!!' 

"Did any of you eat breakfast yet?" Ranma hesitatingly asked them. 

"Uh huh." They all nodded and smiled, their expressions
making it quite clear that they had even without their
confirmation.


Ranma did the only sensible thing he could when confronted by a group of 
beautiful amorous women.

"YAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!" 

He ran away.

Or at least he would have if Nagi hadn't used her whip 
to truss Ranma up as he made a break for the nearest exit.

"Now how are we going to settle this?" Sylia asked the others.

"Don't worry, we can share. There's plenty of him for everyone!" Belldandy
smiled.......)


Disclaimer: The characters used belong to higher powers then I, to claim
otherwise is to invite a smiting.

Till next time,
-Shade

*$*$*$*$*$*

 Nabiki stared at the screen, a look of 
horror on her face. "Our lives depend on  
Ranma proving that we're civilized enough 
to join a galactic society. We're doomed." 

-The Bet "Illegal Aliens in Nerima" 

"Could you please not eat my gun!" -Mihoshi

The girl smiled. "Welllll... Do you remember Yu-chan?"
        Ranma thought back to the days when he was a young scrapper.  "Yeah, we used to play together, me an' Yu-cha--" Ranma's eyes bugged out with shock. "Oh no! You aren't..."

 "SURPRISE!! It's me, Yu-chan!" the girl squealed.
 "YU-CHAN!!" Ranma's eyes bugged out. "Didn't I have         ANY male childhood friends?!"

-Expansion Card v2.0

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