Insert "I don't own several of these folks" disclaimer.
	Insert "Gomen if anyone resembles anyone in RL" disclaimer.
	Insert "Borrowed plots" disclaimer.
	Insert "The author's insane" disclaimer.
	Insert "The author's obsessed with disclaimers" disclaimer.
	And now, on with the story!

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               *** F I S H ! ***
An insane fusion of Red Dwarf and DBZ
                By Ryo Hoshi

	One: Ai Moroboshi

	Trunks watched the computer, hoping for an answer.
	"I said, why are you female now?"
	"TRUNKS-CHAN!!!"
	Trunks blanched.  "Ohpleaseletitnotbeherohplease..."
	"Her" was Ai Moroboshi, the daughter of the most lecherous man in the
universe and the oni princess, Lum.  Distressingly, she had inherited her
mother's powers and her father's lecherous tendencies.  She was dressed in a
uniform that, though on most women it would be businesslike, was on her as
much of a turn on as a skimpy bikini.  Her black hair was short, her horns
covered by her tiger-striped headband.  On her forehead was a white romanji H.
	"Is the H for ecchi or hentai?" he muttered as Ai glomped him.
	"Interesting.  A hologram should not be able to do that," the computer noted,
ignoring Trunk's complaints as Ai squeezed him harder.

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	Neko looked at the two.
	"What they?" she thought.

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	"Ai, I can't breathe!" She let go of him.  "Thank you, Ai.  Holly, or
whatever your name is now, what is Ai doing here?"
	"I brought her back as a hologram, so that you'll stay sane."
	"Why *HER*?"
	"You've said approximately 20,000 words to her since you came aboard this
ship."
	"Yes, most of them in hopes of getting her to let go of me!!!"
	Missing her que, Neko came down from the ventilation ducts at just that time.
	"What you are?"

*** *** ***   In the next episode 
	Neko meets Trunks, we learn why Trunks was in stasis, and why all the crew's
dead and Trunks spent so long in stasis, in "What 'Man'?"

*** *** ***   *** Author's notes/rant ***   *** *** ***

	I'm not sure if Trunk is totally IC, and I hope you all will be kind enough
to attribute some possible OCCness to shock and his being stuck around girls
who are, well, acting like girls who are stuck around someone they consider to
be a major hunk.


		--Ryo Hoshi
"Great.  My one bit in this scene and I get upstaged by a mallet."
		--Steph from Freakazoid, episode/fragment: "The Lobe"