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Special thanks go to all my prereaders on YFFML, most especialy Hi no Miko,
FireDreamer, Cord-chan, and Pluto ^_^x
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Disclaimer: The characters of Rurouni Kenshin belong to Watsuki Nobuhiro,
Shounen Jump, and Sony�Inspiration for this fic came from the Erasure song
"Heavenly Action" Lyrics are after the fic if you care�
This is a parody that was written in a few moments of insanity, and
definitely sleep deprivation�not to mention with a couple of beers (with the
parts written at my boyfriend's mother's house) Stuff between *here* is mental
conversations (don't ask) and stuff in ::here:: is mental action (once again,
don't ask) Split personalities and/or schizophrenia are so fun to work
with�Also if swear words offend you, you're in the wrong place. In a nutshell:
this fic is really weird, even for me!
Lemon Warning! Graphic depiction of oral sex are present here�not actual
intercourse�Kaoru is still underage after all!! Anyway�this is also my FIRST
lemon, so please�be gentle�.
Brain Elves: A Rurouni Kenshin Parody by Nicky
Laundry. Add laundry to an endless parade of household chores, and that's my
life now. Certainly preferable to what I used to do. It's nice to have
something as mundane and everyday to do as laundry. It's nice to have settled
down a bit, not having to worry about it raining, when your only roof is the
sky.
Living at the dojo with Kaoru and Yahiko certainly isn't boring. And Megumi
and Sano are never too far away. It sort of feels like a family
here...Although Kaoru and I would have switched roles, and Yahiko being sort
of like a son to both of us. Yahiko is a good kid, and Kaoru is a good person
to finish raising him.
Even as I sit here on my stool scrubbing one of Kaoru's gi's, I watch the
two of them tear across the yard, trading yells of "BUSU, BUSU!!" and "Yahiko-
CHAN!!!", with Kaoru waving her bokken, with the threat of polishing the dojo
floor to a mirror shine. Yahiko has turned and is running my way, that "Save
me from this THING!!" look in his eyes. He took a flying leap over my wash
tub, clearing it easily, Kaoru close at his heels. She is not as lucky, and
falls right into the warm soapy water, creating a tidal wave, and soaking me
too. Yahiko, giggling insanely, dashes away before he can be caught again.
Kaoru climbs out of the wash tub with and exasperated "Mou!!"
Her white gi has suctioned up against her skin, and her drenched hakama is
clinging quite tightly to her rear, with little rivers of air caught beneath
drenched fabric. I tried to smother all the inappropriate visions that brought
to mind with the normal thought *She's 11 years younger then you�But that
doesn't mean she isn't full grown�*, something kindly pointed out. Somehow
even while trying to squelch it, that thought found it's way in all the same.
*Focus, Kenshin!* I told myself, and forcibly drug my brain out of the gutter
and firmly deposited it back in real life. Kaoru was staring at me, because I
had been staring at her. Her cheeks held a healthy and very flattering blush,
and her long bluish-black hair clung teasingly to the sides of her face, some
shockingly near her slightly open mouth. I wonder if she realizes how
attractive she is to me? I wonder if anyone else but me sees her this way?
*What red-blooded male wouldn't see a sexy woman for what she is? ::smack::
Shut up, you* I slid the innocent friendly mask back on my face.
*Deny everything!* "Kaoru-dono, your clothes are soaked! You should go
change before you catch cold" There. That sounds like the regular me. The me
that didn't see her nipples harden into tight little buds against the cold
cloth as a breeze wafted through the court yard�The me that wanted desperately
to tease those tight peaks with the tip of my tongue..�*Stop that!
::thwack!!::*
Her eyes narrowed slightly at the sudden change in my facial expression. A
small smile took one side of her mouth. "Only if you promise to come get them
for me�" With that, she turned and left me sitting, soaked, in the middle of
the yard, gapping after her.
The remark itself was innocent, but the expression her face had held while
asking for it, which was anything but innocent, baffled me. Baffled me,
because I didn't think� she� knew �about that kind of stuff?
I could feel one section of my brain, the one that had been alone since
Tomoe, 13 years ago, jumping up and down in my head with glee.
One of my brain's most prominent sections, the violent one, was ignoring the
affair altogether, while the other major section, my sensible, NORMAL, rurouni
self, was shocked senseless. It's eyes were spiraling and muttering to itself
"Pretty�girl�wants�ME??? Ororororo�"
Lonely was still hopping around, and chanting "I'm gonna get LA-AID!!, I'm
gonna get LA-AID!! I'm gonna get--urk!" ::THUMP::
Violent sent Lonely flying, and calmly spoke, "Stop that NOW" Violent
approached Sensible, who was now Confused, "Are you going to sit there like an
idiot, or do I need to beat the sense back into you?" That was when Nervous
showed up, twiddling his fingers, and watching them intently with wide eyes.
"But what if we took it wrong?" Nervous asked�well, nervously. Violent,
Sensible, and Lonely (who had recovered himself) gawked at Nervous, and
pointed in the "direction" Kaoru had gone. "We know you heard that", they said
in unison. "We know you SAW that" they continued after a moment of silence
from Nervous. Nervous decided that his job was finished, and quickly gave way
to Panic, who was huddled in a corner, clutching the gi of Kaoru's he had
recently washed.
"But�but�it's been over 10 years�I'm no good at THAT anymore�I can't�I just
can't�what if I did�and I disappointed her? I just couldn't bear it�."
Violent, Lonely and Sensible glanced at each other, and simultaneously jumped
Panic, beating him into Submission, where they tied him up, gagged him and
dropped him in a nearby river.
They all nodded at each other with satisfaction that the enemy had been
vanquished. Lonely turned to Sensible and Violent, and said rather loudly
"That decides it, now doesn't it? "
Sensible only nodded, and Violent smiled (a rare feat indeed) amusement
glinting in his amber-yellow eyes.
Sensible realized something right then, and smacked his forehead. "Aren't we
missing someone here? For this to happen anyway?"
Lonely shook his head, and tried to cover it up. Violent, as violent as he
was, still knew what was important, and agreed totally with what Sensible was
implying. They both went quickly to searching.
Violent was the one that found him; he was lying in a field twirling a flower
absently between his thumb and index finger, with a far away and dreamy look
on his face. Violent could only shake his head in disgust, before whapping
poor Love-Sick over the head, knocking him out. He picked Love-Sick up by the
collar of his gi, and drug him back to where Lonely and Sensible were waiting,
and dropped him on the hard ground.
"Is this what you meant, Sensible?" pointing to the spirally eyed Love-Sick
lying on the ground. Sensible nodded happily, and looked at the other two,
with a smile. Love-Sick's presence made all the difference in the world.
"That definitely settles it, then"
*~*~*
I shook myself out of reverie, to hear Kaoru calling my name from her room. I
know the grin on my face must have looked stupid, but I didn't care. I had a
new mission�.Ninmu ryoukai�
To say that I disappeared from my laundry stool and reappeared in front of
Kaoru's door in a matter of seconds wouldn't be an understatement. As much in
haste as I was, I still had the presence of mind, and the polite nature, to
knock before entering. Although catching her in a state of undress would be
ideal, it should at least be by her choice�*What are you talking about, you
idiot! Get to it already! ::SMACK!!:: Don't rush him! This too important for
him to fuck up because of your impatience!* "Gods, are they annoying�" I
mutter to myself, while waiting as patiently as humanly possible for Kaoru to
respond. (Under the circumstances, anyway)
Luckily for me, my patience is quickly rewarded (does that still make it
patience?), and I hear Kaoru bid me enter. The old wooden door slides back
with its familiar wooden scratching sound, and I nervously step inside. *Hey
when did you come back? ::Sounds of scuffle and duct tape being applied::
There, that ought to keep him out of the way for a while� Go back to what you
were doing, and just pretend we're not here!* * You said, it all right* I
silently replied back to them.
I had hesitated in Kaoru's door a bit too long, and she was looking at me
strangely again. Once again, I slid the friendly innocent mask down over my
real face. She wasn't fooled this time, and she just shook her head in
amusement. A small smile quirked her beautiful mouth, giving her the most
impish look.
*"Ooooh�She's sooooo sexy�."*
*"Oooh you're awake Love-Sick! Just in time too!"*
*"Yeah you almost missed the best part!*
*You guys* I added warningly inside my head *You promised to be quiet*
Lonely waved one hand placatingtly, a shit-eating grin on his face. *You
won't even know we're here*
*Back to the real world once again�* Kaoru was staring at me like I was
crazy. I hadn't said any of that out loud had I?
"Kaoru-dono, is something wrong?"
She started a bit, and shook her head vehemently. "Oh no, not at all. It just
seemed like you were somewhere else for a minute." *Somewhere else indeed.*
Violent added tartly in my head *She doesn't know how right she was* I ignored
Violent's rude comment, because threatening him wouldn't get me anywhere.
Kaoru, however, was looking at me questioningly.
I plastered that smile back on my face once again, and "Oh no, it's nothing,
I didn't sleep very well last night, and now I'm sort of out of it. Anyway,
you called me, what did you need?"
*Duh. She needs a good lay!* Violent smacked Lonely with the flat of his
blade across the back of the neck. *Thank you* I told him silently, and he
simply nodded.
In the meantime Kaoru's face had taken on the most winsome quality, and her
clothes were still stuck to her lithe body, forming a second skin, which left
almost NOTHING to the imagination. "�I'm so cold, Kenshin. You'll help keep me
warm, right?"
Love-Sick passed out again, a gout of blood spouting from each nostril.
Violent was smirking and just nodding like this was what he had expected all
along, and Sensible was passed out next to Love-Sick. Lonely had that same
huge shit-eating grin plastered all over his face. *Oh great. It's just you
two now? How am I supposed to manage with just the two of you here?*
A new voice then spoke up, *"Don't you worry about a thing. I'll help you
out"* I stared at the new voice in shock. Smooth winked at me and flashed me a
Victory sign *"Just listen to me, and she'll think you're the greatest thing
on earth"*
"Kenshin?" Kaoru's voice sounded lost, and little bit scared. Her plea
struck me right in the heart, where it flared, and shot to the pit of my
stomach, and it's warmth spread to the rest of my body *"She thinks you're
going to reject her. Sooth her."* With his advice came a mental picture of
what I should do. I felt my eyes narrow a bit, and a smile curved one side of
my mouth. I closed the distance between us slowly, and placed my hands on her
shoulders.
"It's these clothes that are making you cold. You should really take them
off�" I slowly slid one of my hands under the collar of her gi, and pushed it
over her shoulder, meanwhile lightly nipping and licking at the soft flesh of
her throat. I gave her all the time she needed to tell me no, but I heard no
protest. My other hand slid under the other side and pushed it off, her gi
fell, hanging from where it was tucked into the waistband of her hakama.
Normally she kept her breasts bound while wearing her practice outfit, but not
today. Just as slowly, I untied the sash that held up her hakama.
It still stuck to her flesh, and didn't fall off the way I had planned. I
got another quick flash from Smooth. I silently thanked whatever powers bent
above me, and I knelt before her, and placed my hands at her waist. After
placing a small kiss just above her navel, I swept the wet fabric away from
her body.
Pressing my nose into the firm muscle of her flat belly, I closed my eyes,
and sighed. I felt her shiver, as my breath moved over her damp flesh. I
shivered myself, just then remembering that my clothes were soaked too. After
straitening up, I careful wrapped my arms around her, and pulled her to me. My
face right next to her ear, I whispered softly, "Why don't we keep each other
warm?"
Lonely voice suddenly intruded into my thoughts "* Go Kenshin! You da MAN!!
WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!!!!"* *"Guys"* I pleaded silently. *" I'm trying to
concentrate. Will you do something about him PLEASE?"* Violent produced a ball
gag out of nowhere, along with a pair of leather cuffs. He and Smooth made
quick work of Lonely, who was stashed roughly in the corner, but was happy
because he could still see.
*Thank you. Please see to it that no one else interrupts me.* I felt a cold
hand slid under the fabric of my own GI, mimicking me. "Why don't we then?"
Her voice offered huskily.
My gi was quickly on the floor on the other side of the room, Kaoru having
thrown it in her haste to bid rid of it. The feel of her hands sliding up my
chest, and around my neck�Her soft breasts pressed against my chest�It had
been so long I'd forgotten how it felt.
We practically fell onto her futon. Her fingers were pressed steadily harder
into my back, as I dipped my tongue into hallows of her neck, and sliding down
further, giving into my earlier temptation. She gasped loudly, and I smiled
slightly into her skin, only the very tip of my tongue still flicking over the
tightened bud. I felt hands pressed into the back of my head, twined in my
hair, as if asking me "Take ALL of it�" Who was I to say no? I took the aching
peak in my mouth, my other hand massaging it's twin, and she threw her head
back. A hiss escaped her mouth, her hips grinding steadily harder against
mine�
A smell, the powerful scent of feminine arousal drifted up, and I had the
most insane craving to taste. Tomoe had never smelled so sweet. *Tomoe was a
prude. She never would have let you do that, and you know it.*, Violent broke
in again rudely. Although I still loved Tomoe dearly, I was forced to agree.
Even still I had to reply tartly in my mind *They both have their good points.
Tomoe was a prude. Kaoru can't cook. No one is perfect. Now please guys. SHUT
UP* And now, back to the task at hand�
I then realized that even while momentarily lost in thought, I had still
been traveling slowly downward, and I was once again even with her navel. She
had the smallest little potbelly. I've always thought these were adorable,
overly thin women are disgusting. For just a second I forgot my purpose, and I
just had to nibble at that little belly for just as second.
But I was not distracted permanently. I could feel every part of my brain
leaning forward just waiting for that first taste. For a moment she looked
down at me, nervous, and I smiled at her, leaning my head against one of her
thighs. "Don't worry." I told her. She lay back, but was still rigid. I could
tell she was trying to relax, but she was still having a hard time.
*In a few minutes she'll won't care what you're doing, as long as you don't
stop* I felt Smooth whisper to me with a smile. *Your delay is only making her
more nervous. Just do as I say, and everything will work out fine�*
I got another mental picture from Smooth. I know I blushed. *It WAS you
idea* Smooth kindly pointed out. And yes. It was. I wanted to. And so I did. I
wanted to know, did she taste as good as she smelled? A tentative lick, and
her back arched, strung like a bow. That was all the encouragement I needed. I
went to my task as I tried to do everything; perfectly and with precision.
Her response was everything. I don't think even that if she'd done the
equivalent to me, would I have been so hard. Little gasps, her head tossing on
the pillow, the slight twitching when I hit just the right spot. This right
here was plenty for me, if she didn't want anything else.
::CRUNCH CRUNCH::
*Oh god, what are they doing now?* I rolled my eyes in annoyance behind my
eyelids
*What does it sound like I'm doing? I'm eating my popcorn!* ::CRUNCH CRUNCH::
Lonely had somehow gotten free. And now his infernal crunching was distracting
me from one of the most important battles of my life!
*Someone�Please?*
Violent stood up, katana in hand. *Remember you asked for this�* and cleanly
decapitated Lonely.
Mentally, I bowed to him *You have my eternal thanks*
Violent gave me another of his rare smiles. *Loneliness can make people do
stupid things. Don't worry about it*
I thanked him once again, and brought my mind back to the present. I felt
Kaoru tense, and go rigid, her fingers digging into the back of my head and
twisting my hair. Her other hand clawed convulsively at her futon. I took one
last lick and pushed my tongue inside her. If possible, he body tighten even
further, and she cried out, unable to take anymore, she tore my head away from
her.
I saw Violent shake hands with Smooth, and Smooth clapped him on the back. He
then looked at me, and winked *Omedeto on a job well done. Call me if you need
me again, okay? Here's my card�* I filed the white business card away for
future reference.
I pulled myself up to lay next to Kaoru, and pulled her into my arms. Her
eyes still closed she heaved a deep lazy sigh, and wrapped her arms around me.
For a second she just lay there, contentment oozing out of her pores. Her eyes
opened slowly and met mine, "Kenshin�That was wonderful�"
I smiled and rubbed the tip of my nose against hers, nuzzling. "I'm glad you
enjoyed it." Masculine pride allowed me a mental pat on the back at this
point.
Kaoru looked confused, her eyebrows drawn together tightly "But�what about
you? Aren't you�aren't you still�" She blushed prettily, unable to finish her
sentence.
A quick kiss and I answered "Don't worry about me. I want to make sure you're
totally ready for it. After all, you're still young, and I'm in no hurry. I'm
not going anywhere any time soon."
*DUMBSHIT!!* Lonely's decapitated head screamed at me. * I can not BELIEVE
you just passed that up. You are SUCH an idiot!!* Violent reappeared
instantaneously, and proceeded to cut Lonely's head into tiny pieces. He
scraped them all into a bag, filled it the rest of the way with rocks, tied it
off, and dropped it into the same river they had dumped Panic into earlier.
Violent gave me a wry smile *Hopefully, he won't be back, this time*
Kaoru had snuggled against my chest, and dozed off. *Yes, there was always
next time*, I thought to myself.
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Author's Notes: Anyone think I should write something similar, but from
Kaoru's POV? Just a thought. Oh yes, lyrics�
"Heavenly Action"
By Erasure
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Found I was standing in your firing line
You made your mark,
Your arrow went through me
Cuta real impression on this heart of mine
(on this heart of mine)
I love what is happening to me!
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven!
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Arrow in my heart,
Yeah, we were meant to be
I knew it was my name
You were calling
Celebration,
Now your standing next to me
(Standing next to me)
Show your emotion,
I'm falling! (I'm falling)
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven!
(Angel, Angel)
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
(repeat)
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=09I need you guys to be my prereaders before I send this to RKFF and FFML=
.
Cord-chan liked it, said really funny. I hope to hear something from most =
of
you...Oh yes, this is my first lemon, so PLEASE keep that in mind before y=
ou
tell me how bad it is...
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=09Disclaimer: The characters of Rurouni Kenshin belong to Watsuki Nobuhir=
o,
Shounen Jump, and Sony=85Inspiration for this fic came from the Erasure so=
ng
"Heavenly Action" Lyrics are after the fic if you care=85
=09This is a parody that was written in a few moments of insanity, and
definitely sleep deprivation=85not to mention with a couple of beers (with=
the
parts written at my boyfriend's mother's house) Stuff between *here* is me=
ntal
conversations (don't ask) and stuff in ::here:: is mental action (once aga=
in,
don't ask) Split personalities and/or schizophrenia are so fun to work
with=85Also if swear words offend you, you're in the wrong place. In a nut=
shell:
this fic is really weird, even for me!
=09Lemon Warning! Graphic depiction of oral sex are present here=85not act=
ual
intercourse=85Kaoru is still underage after all!! Anyway=85this is also my=
FIRST
lemon, so please=85be gentle=85.
Brain Elves: A Rurouni Kenshin Parody by Nicky
=09Laundry. Add laundry to an endless parade of household chores, and that=
's my
life now. Certainly preferable to what I used to do. It's nice to have
something as mundane and everyday to do as laundry. It's nice to have sett=
led
down a bit, not having to worry about it raining, when your only roof is t=
he
sky.
=09Living at the dojo with Kaoru and Yahiko certainly isn't boring. And Me=
gumi
and Sano are never too far away. It sort of feels like a family
here...Although Kaoru and I would have switched roles, and Yahiko being so=
rt
of like a son to both of us. Yahiko is a good kid, and Kaoru is a good per=
son
to finish raising him.
=09Even as I sit here on my stool scrubbing one of Kaoru's gi's, I watch t=
he two
of them tear across the yard, trading yells of "BUSU, BUSU!!" and "Yahiko-
CHAN!!!", with Kaoru waving her bokken, with the threat of polishing the d=
ojo
floor to a mirror shine. Yahiko has turned and is running my way, that "Sa=
ve
me from this THING!!" look in his eyes. He took a flying leap over my wash
tub, clearing it easily, Kaoru close at his heels. She is not as lucky, an=
d
falls right into the warm soapy water, creating a tidal wave, and soaking =
me
too. Yahiko, giggling insanely, dashes away before he can be caught again.
Kaoru climbs out of the wash tub with and exasperated "Mou!!"
=09Her white gi has suctioned up against her skin, and her drenched hakama=
is
clinging quite tightly to her rear, with little rivers of air caught benea=
th
drenched fabric. I tried to smother all the inappropriate visions that bro=
ught
to mind with the normal thought *She's 11 years younger then you=85But tha=
t
doesn't mean she isn't full grown=85*, something kindly pointed out. Someh=
ow
even while trying to squelch it, that thought found it's way in all the sa=
me.
*Focus, Kenshin!* I told myself, and forcibly drug my brain out of the gut=
ter
and firmly deposited it back in real life. Kaoru was staring at me, becaus=
e I
had been staring at her. Her cheeks held a healthy and very flattering blu=
sh,
and her long bluish-black hair clung teasingly to the sides of her face, s=
ome
shockingly near her slightly open mouth. I wonder if she realizes how
attractive she is to me? I wonder if anyone else but me sees her this way?
*What red-blooded male wouldn't see a sexy woman for what she is? ::smack:=
:
Shut up, you* I slid the innocent friendly mask back on my face.
=09*Deny everything!* "Kaoru-dono, your clothes are soaked! You should go =
change
before you catch cold" There. That sounds like the regular me. The me that
didn't see her nipples harden into tight little buds against the cold clot=
h as
a breeze wafted through the court yard=85The me that wanted desperately to=
tease
those tight peaks with the tip of my tongue..=85*Stop that! ::thwack!!::*
=09Her eyes narrowed slightly at the sudden change in my facial expression=
. A
small smile took one side of her mouth. "Only if you promise to come get t=
hem
for me=85" With that, she turned and left me sitting, soaked, in the middl=
e of
the yard, gapping after her.
=09The remark itself was innocent, but the expression her face had held wh=
ile
asking for it, which was anything but innocent, baffled me. Baffled me,
because I didn't think=85 she=85 knew =85about that kind of stuff?
=09I could feel one section of my brain, the one that had been alone since
Tomoe, 13 years ago, jumping up and down in my head with glee.
One of my brain's most prominent sections, the violent one, was ignoring t=
he
affair altogether, while the other major section, my sensible, NORMAL, rur=
ouni
self, was shocked senseless. It's eyes were spiraling and muttering to its=
elf
"Pretty=85girl=85wants=85ME??? Ororororo=85"
=09Lonely was still hopping around, and chanting "I'm gonna get LA-AID!!, =
I'm
gonna get LA-AID!! I'm gonna get--urk!" ::THUMP::
=09Violent sent Lonely flying, and calmly spoke, "Stop that NOW" Violent
approached Sensible, who was now Confused, "Are you going to sit there lik=
e an
idiot, or do I need to beat the sense back into you?" That was when Nervou=
s
showed up, twiddling his fingers, and watching them intently with wide eye=
s.
=09"But what if we took it wrong?" Nervous asked=85well, nervously. Violen=
t,
Sensible, and Lonely (who had recovered himself) gawked at Nervous, and
pointed in the "direction" Kaoru had gone. "We know you heard that", they =
said
in unison. "We know you SAW that" they continued after a moment of silence
from Nervous. Nervous decided that his job was finished, and quickly gave=
way
to Panic, who was huddled in a corner, clutching the gi of Kaoru's he had
recently washed.
=09"But=85but=85it's been over 10 years=85I'm no good at THAT anymore=85I =
can't=85I just
can't=85what if I did=85and I disappointed her? I just couldn't bear it=85=
."
Violent, Lonely and Sensible glanced at each other, and simultaneously jum=
ped
Panic, beating him into Submission, where they tied him up, gagged him and
dropped him in a nearby river.
=09They all nodded at each other with satisfaction that the enemy had been
vanquished. Lonely turned to Sensible and Violent, and said rather loudly
"That decides it, now doesn't it? "
=09Sensible only nodded, and Violent smiled (a rare feat indeed) amusement
glinting in his amber-yellow eyes.
=09Sensible realized something right then, and smacked his forehead. "Aren=
't we
missing someone here? For this to happen anyway?"
=09Lonely shook his head, and tried to cover it up. Violent, as violent as=
he
was, still knew what was important, and agreed totally with what Sensible =
was
implying. They both went quickly to searching.
Violent was the one that found him; he was lying in a field twirling a flo=
wer
absently between his thumb and index finger, with a far away and dreamy lo=
ok
on his face. Violent could only shake his head in disgust, before whapping
poor Love-Sick over the head, knocking him out. He picked Love-Sick up by =
the
collar of his gi, and drug him back to where Lonely and Sensible were wait=
ing,
and dropped him on the hard ground.
"Is this what you meant, Sensible?" pointing to the spirally eyed Love-Sic=
k
lying on the ground. Sensible nodded happily, and looked at the other two,
with a smile. Love-Sick's presence made all the difference in the world.
"That definitely settles it, then"
*~*~*
I shook myself out of reverie, to hear Kaoru calling my name from her room=
. I
know the grin on my face must have looked stupid, but I didn't care. I had=
a
new mission=85.Ninmu ryoukai=85
To say that I disappeared from my laundry stool and reappeared in front of
Kaoru's door in a matter of seconds wouldn't be an understatement. As much=
in
haste as I was, I still had the presence of mind, and the polite nature, t=
o
knock before entering. Although catching her in a state of undress would b=
e
ideal, it should at least be by her choice=85*What are you talking about, =
you
idiot! Get to it already! ::SMACK!!:: Don't rush him! This too important f=
or
him to fuck up because of your impatience!* "Gods, are they annoying=85" I
mutter to myself, while waiting as patiently as humanly possible for Kaoru=
to
respond. (Under the circumstances, anyway)
Luckily for me, my patience is quickly rewarded (does that still make it
patience?), and I hear Kaoru bid me enter. The old wooden door slides back
with its familiar wooden scratching sound, and I nervously step inside. *H=
ey
when did you come back? ::Sounds of scuffle and duct tape being applied::
There, that ought to keep him out of the way for a while=85 Go back to wha=
t you
were doing, and just pretend we're not here!* * You said, it all right* I
silently replied back to them.
I had hesitated in Kaoru's door a bit too long, and she was looking at me
strangely again. Once again, I slid the friendly innocent mask down over m=
y
real face. She wasn't fooled this time, and she just shook her head in
amusement. A small smile quirked her beautiful mouth, giving her the most
impish look.
*"Ooooh=85She's sooooo sexy=85."*
*"Oooh you're awake Love-Sick! Just in time too!"*
*"Yeah you almost missed the best part!*
*You guys* I added warningly inside my head *You promised to be quiet*
Lonely waved one hand placatingtly, a shit-eating grin on his face. *You w=
on't
even know we're here*
*Back to the real world once again=85* Kaoru was staring at me like I was =
crazy.
I hadn't said any of that out loud had I?
"Kaoru-dono, is something wrong?"
She started a bit, and shook her head vehemently. "Oh no, not at all. It j=
ust
seemed like you were somewhere else for a minute." *Somewhere else indeed.=
*
Violent added tartly in my head *She doesn't know how right she was* I ign=
ored
Violent's rude comment, because threatening him wouldn't get me anywhere.
Kaoru, however, was looking at me questioningly.
I plastered that smile back on my face once again, and "Oh no, it's nothin=
g, I
didn't sleep very well last night, and now I'm sort of out of it. Anyway, =
you
called me, what did you need?"
*Duh. She needs a good lay!* Violent smacked Lonely with the flat of his b=
lade
across the back of the neck. *Thank you* I told him silently, and he simpl=
y
nodded.
In the meantime Kaoru's face had taken on the most winsome quality, and he=
r
clothes were still stuck to her lithe body, forming a second skin, which l=
eft
almost NOTHING to the imagination. "=85I'm so cold, Kenshin. You'll help k=
eep me
warm, right?"
=09Love-Sick passed out again, a gout of blood spouting from each nostril.
Violent was smirking and just nodding like this was what he had expected a=
ll
along, and Sensible was passed out next to Love-Sick. Lonely had that same
huge shit-eating grin plastered all over his face. *Oh great. It's just yo=
u
two now? How am I supposed to manage with just the two of you here?*
=09A new voice then spoke up, *"Don't you worry about a thing. I'll help y=
ou
out"* I stared at the new voice in shock. Smooth winked at me and flashed =
me a
Victory sign *"Just listen to me, and she'll think you're the greatest thi=
ng
on earth"*
=09"Kenshin?" Kaoru's voice sounded lost, and little bit scared. Her plea =
struck
me right in the heart, where it flared, and shot to the pit of my stomach,=
and
it's warmth spread to the rest of my body *"She thinks you're going to rej=
ect
her. Sooth her."* With his advice came a mental picture of what I should d=
o. I
felt my eyes narrow a bit, and a smile curved one side of my mouth. I clos=
ed
the distance between us slowly, and placed my hands on her shoulders.
=09"It's these clothes that are making you cold. You should really take th=
em
off=85" I slowly slid one of my hands under the collar of her gi, and push=
ed it
over her shoulder, meanwhile lightly nipping and licking at the soft flesh=
of
her throat. I gave her all the time she needed to tell me no, but I heard =
no
protest. My other hand slid under the other side and pushed it off, her gi
fell, hanging from where it was tucked into the waistband of her hakama.
Normally she kept her breasts bound while wearing her practice outfit, but=
not
today. Just as slowly, I untied the sash that held up her hakama.
=09It still stuck to her flesh, and didn't fall off the way I had planned.=
I got
another quick flash from Smooth. I silently thanked whatever powers bent a=
bove
me, and I knelt before her, and placed my hands at her waist. After placin=
g a
small kiss just above her navel, I swept the wet fabric away from her body=
.
=09Pressing my nose into the firm muscle of her flat belly, I closed my ey=
es,
and sighed. I felt her shiver, as my breath moved over her damp flesh. I
shivered myself, just then remembering that my clothes were soaked too. Af=
ter
straitening up, I careful wrapped my arms around her, and pulled her to me=
. My
face right next to her ear, I whispered softly, "Why don't we keep each ot=
her
warm?"
=09Lonely voice suddenly intruded into my thoughts "* Go Kenshin! You da M=
AN!!
WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!!!!"* *"Guys"* I pleaded silently. *" I'm trying to
concentrate. Will you do something about him PLEASE?"* Violent produced a =
ball
gag out of nowhere, along with a pair of leather cuffs. He and Smooth made
quick work of Lonely, who was stashed roughly in the corner, but was happy
because he could still see.
=09*Thank you. Please see to it that no one else interrupts me.* I felt a =
cold
hand slid under the fabric of my own GI, mimicking me. "Why don't we then?=
"
Her voice offered huskily.
=09My gi was quickly on the floor on the other side of the room, Kaoru hav=
ing
thrown it in her haste to bid rid of it. The feel of her hands sliding up =
my
chest, and around my neck=85Her soft breasts pressed against my chest=85It=
had
been so long I'd forgotten how it felt.
=09We practically fell onto her futon. Her fingers were pressed steadily h=
arder
into my back, as I dipped my tongue into hallows of her neck, and sliding =
down
further, giving into my earlier temptation. She gasped loudly, and I smile=
d
slightly into her skin, only the very tip of my tongue still flicking over=
the
tightened bud. I felt hands pressed into the back of my head, twined in my
hair, as if asking me "Take ALL of it=85" Who was I to say no? I took the =
aching
peak in my mouth, my other hand massaging it's twin, and she threw her hea=
d
back. A hiss escaped her mouth, her hips grinding steadily harder against
mine=85
A smell, the powerful scent of feminine arousal drifted up, and I had the =
most
insane craving to taste. Tomoe had never smelled so sweet. *Tomoe was a pr=
ude.
She never would have let you do that, and you know it.*, Violent broke in
again rudely. Although I still loved Tomoe dearly, I was forced to agree. =
Even
still I had to reply tartly in my mind *They both have their good points.
Tomoe was a prude. Kaoru can't cook. No one is perfect. Now please guys. S=
HUT
UP* And now, back to the task at hand=85
=09I then realized that even while momentarily lost in thought, I had stil=
l been
traveling slowly downward, and I was once again even with her navel. She h=
ad
the smallest little potbelly. I've always thought these were adorable, ove=
rly
thin women are disgusting. For just a second I forgot my purpose, and I ju=
st
had to nibble at that little belly for just as second.
=09But I was not distracted permanently. I could feel every part of my bra=
in
leaning forward just waiting for that first taste. For a moment she looked
down at me, nervous, and I smiled at her, leaning my head against one of h=
er
thighs. "Don't worry." I told her. She lay back, but was still rigid. I co=
uld
tell she was trying to relax, but she was still having a hard time.
=09*In a few minutes she'll won't care what you're doing, as long as you d=
on't
stop* I felt Smooth whisper to me with a smile. *Your delay is only making=
her
more nervous. Just do as I say, and everything will work out fine=85*
=09I got another mental picture from Smooth. I know I blushed. *It WAS you=
idea*
Smooth kindly pointed out. And yes. It was. I wanted to. And so I did. I
wanted to know, did she taste as good as she smelled? A tentative lick, an=
d
her back arched, strung like a bow. That was all the encouragement I neede=
d. I
went to my task as I tried to do everything; perfectly and with precision.
=09Her response was everything. I don't think even that if she'd done the
equivalent to me, would I have been so hard. Little gasps, her head tossin=
g on
the pillow, the slight twitching when I hit just the right spot. This righ=
t
here was plenty for me, if she didn't want anything else.
=09::CRUNCH CRUNCH::
*Oh god, what are they doing now?* I rolled my eyes in annoyance behind my
eyelids
*What does it sound like I'm doing? I'm eating my popcorn!* ::CRUNCH CRUNC=
H::
Lonely had somehow gotten free. And now his infernal crunching was distrac=
ting
me from one of the most important battles of my life!
*Someone=85Please?*
Violent stood up, katana in hand. *Remember you asked for this=85* and cle=
anly
decapitated Lonely.
Mentally, I bowed to him *You have my eternal thanks*
Violent gave me another of his rare smiles. *Loneliness can make people do
stupid things. Don't worry about it*
I thanked him once again, and brought my mind back to the present. I felt
Kaoru tense, and go rigid, her fingers digging into the back of my head an=
d
twisting my hair. Her other hand clawed convulsively at her futon. I took =
one
last lick and pushed my tongue inside her. If possible, he body tighten ev=
en
further, and she cried out, unable to take anymore, she tore my head away =
from
her.
I saw Violent shake hands with Smooth, and Smooth clapped him on the back.=
He
then looked at me, and winked *Omedeto on a job well done. Call me if you =
need
me again, okay? Here's my card=85* I filed the white business card away fo=
r
future reference.
I pulled myself up to lay next to Kaoru, and pulled her into my arms. Her =
eyes
still closed she heaved a deep lazy sigh, and wrapped her arms around me. =
For
a second she just lay there, contentment oozing out of her pores. Her eyes
opened slowly and met mine, "Kenshin=85That was wonderful=85"
I smiled and rubbed the tip of my nose against hers, nuzzling. "I'm glad y=
ou
enjoyed it." Masculine pride allowed me a mental pat on the back at this
point.
Kaoru looked confused, her eyebrows drawn together tightly "But=85what abo=
ut
you? Aren't you=85aren't you still=85" She blushed prettily, unable to fin=
ish her
sentence.
A quick kiss and I answered "Don't worry about me. I want to make sure you=
're
totally ready for it. After all, you're still young, and I'm in no hurry. =
I'm
not going anywhere any time soon."
*DUMBSHIT!!* Lonely's decapitated head screamed at me. * I can not BELIEVE=
you
just passed that up. You are SUCH an idiot!!* Violent reappeared
instantaneously, and proceeded to cut Lonely's head into tiny pieces. He
scraped them all into a bag, filled it the rest of the way with rocks, tie=
d it
off, and dropped it into the same river they had dumped Panic into earlier=
.
Violent gave me a wry smile *Hopefully, he won't be back, this time*
Kaoru had snuggled against my chest, and dozed off. *Yes, there was always
next time*, I thought to myself.
=09=09~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Author's Notes: Anyone think I should write something similar, but from
Kaoru's POV? Just a thought. Oh yes, lyrics=85
"Heavenly Action"
By Erasure
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Found I was standing in your firing line
You made your mark,
Your arrow went through me
Cuta real impression on this heart of mine
(on this heart of mine)
I love what is happening to me!
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven!
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Arrow in my heart,
Yeah, we were meant to be
I knew it was my name
You were calling
Celebration,
Now your standing next to me
(Standing next to me)
Show your emotion,
I'm falling! (I'm falling)
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven
Be my lover,
I don't want another,
My Angel from Heaven!
(Angel, Angel)
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
Reaction
Angel, made in Heaven
Only one and true love,
Gimme some of that action
(repeat)