<continued from part 1>

Razorclaw X: Hi, welcome back to The World's Worst MST! My guest is 
Saber Marionette J's Tamasaburo. 

Tamasaburo: Royal Guard marionette, Tamasaburo! 

X: Whatever. 

	Akane arrived home. She was at the gates of the Tendo residents. She 

saw=

Ukyo
and Ranma at the front door, just sitting there. She leaned behind the 

wa=

ll,
eavesdropping.

T: Shall I dispatch the spy? 

X: Not yet. 

	"Ranma, you know how I feel," Ukyo told him, "yet, I'm clueless how 

you =

feel
about me."

X: No you aren't. You know how he feels. Kill him!!

	Ranma sat down on the front porch. Ukyo was already sitting down, so 

Ran=

ma
sat next to her.
	"Ukyo, you're very beautiful," Ranma started, "but this isn't you."

X: Slap him! Slap him!!

	Ukyo stared at him, not knowing what to think. She had dragged him to 

al=

l the
local hangouts that her new friends had called romantic dating placed. 

Al=

l
those advises that where giving to her, where not working. She 

T: 'Advises' is misplaced. A new word is required. 

noticed th=

at
his mind had seemed to be elsewhere, but had ignored that fact, but 

T: This statement makes little sense. 

now s=

he
seems to know where it had gone. He was thinking about how much she 

X: You mean she doesn't know? 

had

changed. Was this good or bad, she wondered?=20
	"What do you mean Ranma" Ukyo asked with uncertainty.

X: Question mark. 

	"This whole day was not like you," Ranma said. "The way you 

X: Well, duh. She's not a day, you know. 

T: This Ranma character seems just as bad as the thief, Ryoga. 

X: You catch on fast. 

T: We shall submit him to torture! 

X: Ranma, or Ryoga? 

T: Which do you prefer? 

acted, the w=
ay
you talked, everything. Everything was just so not you.
	"I liked hanging around you before because you were you. But you, now, 

s=

eem
like those other girls. The one that just care about what's in style, 

wha=

t's
hip, or whatever."
	Ukyo was speechless. She knew where this conversation was heading 

now.=20

	Ranma turned to Ukyo. "My feelings towards you are those of best 

friends=

," he
said.

X: Great, now Ranma's been attacked by the alien. 

T: <pulls out an incredibly-long sword> PREPARE TO DIE!!!

	"Just friends," Ukyo muttered.
	Ukyo got up. "I think I understand Ranma," she turned and walked away 

fr=

om
the Tendo's house.=20
	Ukyo turned to look at Ranma one last time. As she walked out, she 

excha=

nged
looks with Akane.=20
	"Take care of him Akane," Ukyo said.
	"Ukyo?" Akane didn't know what to say.

X: Boy, Akane, you catch on fast. Be happy! You've gotten rid of one; 
now there's just two more to go!!

	After Ukyo was out of sight, Akane walked through the gates. She saw 

Ran=

ma.
	"Are you gonna hit me or something?" Ranma asked?

X: He EXPECTS this? Not going on the defensive? 

	"Huh?"=20
"Nothing," Ranma said. "Were you there the whole time?" Ranma changed 

the

subject.
	"I heard the last few parts, but=85" Akane looked at him.
	Ranma turned around and opened the door. "Let's go inside Akane, it's 

ge=

tting
dark."
	Akane nodded. She didn't tell Ranma how she really felt, but in a way, 

s=

he
felt that she didn't need to. She walked inside her house, following 

Ranm=

a.

T: This Akane character is quite tragic and unfortunate. 

X: Shouldn't you say that about Ukyo? 

T: In her ignorance she fails to see the criminal mind within Ranma. I 
shall have to intervene soon. 

X: You've got my vote. 

	Prologue

X: Shouldn't that be 'Epilogue?' 

	A quite Tuesday afternoon, Ukyo's restaurant was partially filled with
students. The door opened and Ryouga walked inside. He was a bit 

famished=

X: WOW! He actually MADE it here!!

T: So, the thief returns to the scene of the crime? 

X: No, this is a different restaurant. 

. He
spent the whole day trying to exit Nerima but to his surprise, ended up 

g=

oing
in circles.=20
	"I heard about what happened yesterday Ukyo," Ryouga said.

X: From who? Which one's the gossip, Akane, or Ranma? 

	"You had your chance to steal away Akane," Ukyo said.

X: Apparently, both. They can't shut up, can they? 

T: Inefficient. 

	"We're just friends," Ryouga said.=20

X: How man of you. 

	Ukyo put down her spatula for a second. "Friends," she muttered.=20
	"You're new hairstyle is cute," Ryouga said.

X: 'You look just like Akane.... <drooooool>' 

	Ukyo fluffed her hair. "I want it long again."
	"Perhaps it's time for change?" Ryouga said, leaning over the counter.

T: The criminal is making unwanted advances toward the one called Ukyo. 

X: Sex fiend! Sex fiend!!

	"It's hot," Ukyo pointed with her spatula.
	"I know," Ryouga calmly removed his elbows from the burning 

counter.=20

X: 'Let's go upstairs for a quiet chat, shall we?' 

	"You hide pain well," Ukyo pointed out.

X: The more so you can hurt him. 

	Ryouga smiled. "I just want her to be happy," he said.

X: SSSUUUUUUURRRREEEE you do. 

T: 'Mr. Prickly' is set and ready to go. 

X: <stairs at spike bed torture device> Make it double. 

	Ukyo gave Ryouga a glare. "You're weird."
	"Perhaps," he said, "but it's better to be friends then nothing at 

all."=

T: Shall I dispatch him now? 

	"Well, I'm just here to ask for directions out of Nerima," Ryouga 

said.

	"Leaving again?" Ukyo asked.
	"I have no reason to stay here," Ryouga said. "I decided to drop my 

grud=

ge
against Ranma."

X: How man of you. Now release Ryoga now, or prepare to die. 

T: Prepare to die. 

X: You know, I like you're style. 

T: Thank you. 

	Ukyo thought for a second, "If you have nothing else to do, do you 

want =

to go
out with me?"=20

X: Ryoga and Ukyo!! Ryoga and Ukyo!!!

	Ryouga was speechless. It took him a while to register what had been 

jus=

t
said.
	"I guess," he said. "To where?"

X: 'Come upstairs, and let me show you.' 

	"Anywhere you want to go?" Ukyo said with a smile. "But you sit your 

but=

t
right there till I'm done. I don't want you to get lost or anything."


				The End

X: NOW you can dispatch him. 

	Okay, I feel that I need a girlfriend now!!! 

X: I think so too. 

AARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T: 'Mr. Prickly' likes him. 

X: Think so? 

Anyway, a few words about this story. It turned out to be a bit longer 

th=

en I
had expected. 

X: You've got no argument from me. 

T: Do not waste my time. <gets up and leaves>

I almost ended up killing Ukyo after reading the "Incident =
at
Ucchan's" story. Well, I hope you all enjoyed reading this fic as much 

as=

I
enjoyed writing it. Anyway, I'm off again. =20

X: And thus concludes The World's Worst MST. 

T: I have captured the rogues Ranma, Ryoga, and the author. I am in need 
of more torture devices to make them confess their crimes. 

X: Oh, well... there's a water wheel out back. Anyway, in conclusion, 
the story seemed long, and was too predictable. Until Tamasaburo gets 
those aliens out of Ranma and Ryoga, we'll be watching, and waiting. 
Good night. 

T: Baiko does not know what she missed. 

"Decepticons FOREVER!!" --Ravage, former Decepticon
"You've gotten tricker since last time. I LIKE THAT!!"--Rampage
"If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die." --Kosh, Babylon 5
"Master! You mustn't! People are watching!!"--Cherry, Saber Marionette J

--Razorclaw X
Author: "Wheel of Fire" and "The World's Worst Ranma Fanfic!"

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