Ranma & Company: It's Soun and Genma, it's Soun and Genma. One always
cries, the other's a panda! Always playing shogi, lookin' like an oni, 
he can never get Ranma and Akane married! It's Soun, it's Soun and 
Genma, Genma, Genma, Genma, Genma! He sells kids for food, avoids 
Akane's mood, and he hates, and he hates, and he hates going to the zoo! 
The zoo! IT'S SOUN AND GENMA!

It may be spam, but it's funny!

-- Craig Putnam
Sailor Singularity