[The camera opens on a white background with Zonker and Mike staning in
front of it.]

Mike:Hi again! As you may have noticed a character from this strip has a
tumor and could die very soon!

Zonker: Yes, while with characters like Andy Lippincort and Lacey Davenport
died without consulting you the masses we have decided that we will conduct
a vote as to whether Uncle Duke will die or not.

Mike: Yes, just send all your votes to Bogue@negia.net . Say, why was there
a vote for this character and none of the other characters?

Zonker: Pro-Duke Lobbying is really strong Mike.

Mike: This is ridiculous.

Zonker: Mike, don't be so down. You should see the way Family Circus is run!
Bill Keane is the Fidel Castro of the comics page.

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.