Galaxy Police File 26 Jan 99 
 Happosai is reported to have said... 

Appropriate, since if someone *did* molest Sasami-chan, that's more or less
what the reaction of the TM! cast would resemble.

<Brief blur of energy sword. Ryoko hands the offender his severed 
equipment before she, Aeka, Washuu, Mihoshi, Tenchi, and Yosho begin 
making charred dogfood out of him...>

Yeah, right! They wouldn't have the opportunity. As soon as the offender 
put a single dirty finger on Sasami, Tsunami (the ship) would know about 
it and would probably blast him to bits!


May His Shadow Fall...
...OFF A CLIFF!!!