Subject: [FFML] [r1/2][repost][shortfic] and a rant about cinescape magazine.
From: doug_w@mail.geocities.com
Date: 1/26/1999, 10:30 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

It occurs to me that people may think I have dropped of the face of the
Earth. That is the 3 people who know who I am may think I had. I am still
working on "jurai's debt" curently wrewriting early parts because I'm not
happy with my potrayel of ftl tech in the tenchiverse.

But for now i'm reposting this little shortfic:
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Mikado meets Shampoo

<thoughts are in these funny little marks>

(Mikado Sanzenin has just finished eating at the cat cafe)

MIKADO= <What a delightful meal, I must give may thanks to that waitress>

Mikado steps up to shampoo as she's setting down a plate, 
she turns to head back to the kitchen, Mikado pulls her into an embrace and
kisses her.

SHAMPOO= <What the...?>

Shampoo pulls away, mikado starts to speak

Shampoo= KI-YAAAH

(insert your favorite teeth and nose shattering sound effect here)
 
MIKADO=uuuuh (losses consciousness)

SHAMPOO= jerk!

Mikado leaves via EMT crew.

THE END


And now, the Cinescape rant:

This months issue of Cinescape magazine has Buffy on the cover and in the
'BTVS' article there is a bit about Devil Hunter Yohko. The article is
okay, it points out the differences between Buffy and Yohko themselves, and
mentions the differences in tone and sexual content.

The problem is the pictures. Lina Inverse and Naga the Serpent.

<sigh>

It is clear that Cinescape magazine's staff is completely lacking in Otaku.

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That is all.