Now, how about Sailor Pikachu???

Pikachu in a fuku standing on its hind legs giving out Sailormoon's 

usual

line.

  If this is the same Pikachu from the anime, it's a 'he.' (SEE!! The 
Amazing Crossdressing Pikachu!!! On DISPLAY NOW!!!!)

"Pika, pika, pika, chu, Pika!" 

Translation: In the name of moon I shall punish you!

Sailor Pikachu charges off to battle the evil Team Rocket Universe.

"Pika, Pika, Chu!"

Translation: Moon Prism Thundershock!

  Kingler was not amused by the fireworks Sailor Pikachu was blowing. 
Gurgling a sigh, he raised one of his large, heavy claws, opening the 
two halves to an impossibly-large separation. Leveling the open claw 
around Pikachu, who was still busy with the fireworks display, Kingler 
clamped his claw shut, creating a large sound of:    
*SSSSCCCCLAAAACCCHHHH!!!!* 
  With a crushing power of 10,000hp, who needs special powers? 

Mortal Kombat Pikachu?

In another part of the world...

MORTAL PIKACHU!!!!!

[Begin opening music of Mortal Kombat]

Butterfree! 
Pikachu! 
Squirtle! 
Bulbasaur! 
Charmander! 
Pidgeotto! 
.....Metapod! ("Go, Metapod! You can Harden more than his!!")

FIGHT!

We see Pikachu leaping off a ledge and kicking Meowth in the stomach 

with

his shin. It then makes a spinning heal kick to the side to catch 

Coffing

in the face as Mortal Pikachu leaps into the air to avoid a terrible 

snake

bite. 

  "Ekansssss....?!" the snake hissed. 
  Unfortunately for Mortal Pikachu, the Team Rocket pokemon was not 
going for a simple bite, but for spitting acid. The burn was too much 
for Mortal Pikachu to bear. 

FINISH THEM! a voice calls out from limbo.

Pikachu's eyes spark with lightning as it executes Raiden's fatality 

move

as blood is scattered everywhere...

FATALITY...

  *SCCCCCCHHHWWWEEEEEEECCCCHHHH!!!!* 
  KINGLER WINS. DOUBLE FATALITY. 
  Content that the weirdness was over, the giant crab pokemon returned 
to the sea. 

"Decepticons FOREVER!!" --Ravage, former Decepticon
"You've gotten tricker since last time. I LIKE THAT!!"--Rampage
"If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die." --Kosh, Babylon 5
"Master! You mustn't! People are watching!!"--Cherry, Saber Marionette J

--Razorclaw X

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