By the whims of the dictatorial--

(A large, heavy anvil falls on narrator, crushing him.  Excuse me while I find a temp.)

--almighty Authoress (praised be her name and please don't hurt me), we bring to you the fateful battle between one Tatawake Kuno and Himura Kenshin.

Kuno: Foul sorcerer and enslaver of the beautiful firey Kaoru, and the fox-spirited Megumi! DIE!

Kenshin: Oro?

Kuno: Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

(Kuno finds that his bokken has been sharpened down to a toothpick.)

Kenshin (feigned innocence): Oops.  Did I use the wrong end of my sakaba again?

Kuno (furious): I FIGHT ON!

(Kuno proceeds to defeat Kenshin with the toothpick...use your imagination here, folks.)

Kuno (proudly): Once again, justice triumphs! (turns to Kaoru) Dearest, sweetest Kaoru... (turns to Megumi) sly, crafty Megumi...I cannot decide...(pulls out microphone) I SHALL HAVE THEE BOTH!

(Kaoru and Megumi launch Kuno into Lower Earth Orbit)

(the Space Station)

Random Astronaut (looking out the window): Houston? We have a problem...
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