Previously...
Sasami gave herself an adult body a la Washuu and ran off with Tenchi, taking Ryo-Ou-ki with her as well. Now there's nobody left to cook for the remaining guests of the Masaki household, and they are mad.
Onto the rest of the story...
(elsewhere)
"Mmm..."
"Mmm..."
"Miya!"
"Oh, sorry, Ryo-Ou-Ki. Of course we'll share!"
Tenchi reached down into the bucket in his lap and held out a handful
of popcorn to the cabbit, who ate happily.
(back at the Masaki household)
"So you can find them?" Yousho asked worriedly.
"Of course!" Washuu answered with confidence. "After all, I'm--"
"--The Universe's Greatest Genius, yadda yadda ya," Ryouko finished
impatiently. "Do you have to say that in _every_ fanfic?"
Washuu shrugged her shoulders. "Sorry, it's in my contract."
A loud crash sounded in the distance.
"What was that?" Mihoshi asked with alarm.
"The Fourth Wall breaking," Kiyone answered flatly.
(elsewhere, again)
"Uh, Sasami..."
Sasami beamed at Tenchi. "Yes, Tenchi?"
Tenchi blushed. "What's that you have in your hand?"
"Oh, this?" Sasami held it up. "The Authoress does write lemon
scenes, so I brought an orange instead."
"Oh."
(Washuu's lab)
"I think I've found them," Washuu announced proudly.
"How are we going to get there?" Mihoshi wanted to know.
"That's right, both Ryo-Ou-ki and Tsunami are gone!" Ryouko
remembered.
Washuu tapped her chin. "Well, I do have a Flying Dutchman
somewhere, but it's old and a bit unstable."
"Or you could always just take the van," Nobiyuki suggested.
(elsewhere, a third time)
Tenchi was naked.
And so was Sasami.
Sasami spoke first. "Do you think the laundromat's done washing our
clothes yet?"
Tenchi shook his head. "I don't think so." He sighed. "I knew we
should have packed more..."
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Thanks for the warm reception (my ego is inflating again as we speak ^^;) and for the encouragement to write more. However, since I've only seen the "Manatsu no Eve" OVA, I don't have enough knowledge of Tenchi Muyo to expand this into a more serious work.
To be continued, maybe...
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