This could be a forwarning :) After reading Partners Forever my
literary MUSE demanded I put something out for others to enjoy.
However, once again my literary MUSE outstrips my ability to write on
my major fanfics, so this isn't a good thing. So under protest I write
this.. (As soon as he falls asleep, I'm taking my muse and locking him
back up where he belongs...)

Akane "Ranma, remove my bra and panties"

Fingers shaking nervously, Ranma did as Akane asked.

Akane reached back for the mallet of Doom, ready to strike Ranma for
wearing *her* stuff but paused. She turned toward Ranma with a
quizzical look.

Akane: Wait, didn't we do this scene before?

(off screen a voice, presumably the director's yells "CUT!")

Ranma: Whew. I knew we had done this before, but I guess we were just
doing a re-shoot

Akane (turning towards the camera) Why are we doing it again.

(Director): I know we did it before, but you see we were facing a bit
of crisis. It seems that somebody is worried about the fact that we
are using up electrons wildly with efforts to get stories out, and so
the edict has come down from the big bosses..

Akane; Oh, great. what do the sushi-for-brains want us to do now? Last
time they spoke, we ended doing three months of nothing but Lemon
stuff.

Ranma: Hey, I didn't mind that (grin)

Akane: Next time, I'll let the tentacles take care of YOU,
Ranma-"Chan"

(Ranma shudders)

Director: Nothing that extreme, but they do say it's a problem. So we
were just rerunning old favorites for a couple of weeks while somebody
mallets the idea out of their heads. And you gotta admit, the punch
line never fails.

Ranma: Yeah, but it always leaves ME with a headache. Howcome you
gotta always hit me with that mallet?

Director Ranma, baby, don't you know that it's funny? A poor schmuck
being malleted into low earth orbit is FUNNY! Besides Akane has it in
her contract. 

Ranma: (Throws a glare at Akane) Violent Tomboy

Akane: (giggling) hey I enjoy it. Besides, I always make it up. I
thought Ishould try page 57, "The Jade Turtle at the Heavenly Gate"
tonight on you :)

Ranma (perks) (muttering) God, Hinako should never have given her that
book. I mean the Kama Sutra?

Akane: (sigh) if the big bosses  want it, who are we to argue?

(another voice, of a poor lowly director's assistant) So the big
bosses would be angry if we sent out a new story, on new electrons,
right?

Director: Yes they would.

Director's Assistant: Especially if it was basically a log of this
take?

Director: Yes. Why?

(scene changes to show the director's assistant cringing away from the
Director's glare)

Director's assistant (pointing to the screen of the computer): Oops. I
accidentally sent it.

(Battle Auras break out from everybody, including the director. (A
disciple of Anything Goes Movie Making))

Directo's Assistant: Does this mean I don't get paid? (notices the
auras) Oops.. er.. bye.

(takes off for the door with everyone in hot pursuit. The sounds of
mayhem can be heard off camera.)



the End?

(Ok.. where's that MUSE, I've gotta lock him up before he sends this..
Oh my <G>)


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