[Camera swings into the Mental Library(tm), where Tommy is discussing
*women*, of all things, with Hibiki Ryouga. Kusanagi Mamoru is
watching them while LilTigre is perched on his lap.]
Kusanagi: *interrupts Tommy* That psycho nudist freak isn't here, is
she?
Tommy: Who, Cerina? Nah, she's on assignment somewhere. She won't be
back for a while.
Ryouga: You shouldn't talk about women like that, Mamoru-kun . . . .
Kusanagi: Yeah, well, YOU try to get some sleep when some naked
woman's bouncing her breasts in your face and running around tryin' to
glomp you. *rubs head* Momiji's *still* pissed about th' last time . .
. .
Ryouga: *nosebleed*
Tommy: Cerina's just . . . open about her-
[A blaring siren goes off as red light bathes the Library.]
Tommy: Crap, it never fails. MST time, guys.
---PandaTek@aol.com wrote:
In the middle of nowhere resides a small town, where for some
reason, idiotic
monsters and villains aim to destroy this small town, called Apple
Grove.
[LilTigre whispers something to Kusanagi.]
Tommy: *buries his head in his hands* Oh, shit.
Kusanagi: That's a really stupid name for a city.
Tommy: It's *Angel* Grove, buddy. I should know; I used to live there.
*sighs* The horror . . . .
Those idiotic villains had it set it in their minds, that if they
can take out
that town, the world will easily befall in their hands. To protect
this quaint
Ryouga: 'Befall'? Have you ever heard of grammar and/or spellcheck?
Kusanagi: You have to ask? Isn't it obvious?
Tommy: *sighs*
town known as Apple Grove, Zordon, a big floating head, whose body
was lost
between dimensions called forth five teenagers to be
LilTigre: *looks up* Ojisan!
Tommy: Is there a hole anywhere I can crawl into to die?
granted the power of the
Rangers. Despite the villains army of monsters, these over aged
high school
losers and their dog Scooby always seem to turn out triumphant.
LilTigre: *still whispering to Kusanagi*
Ryouga: You used to be one of those, Tommy?
Tommy: *mumbling* Don't remind me.
LilTigre: Scooby Doo drops acid a lot.
[The guys look at her strangely.]
Tommy: No more Cheech and Chong for you, Tigger.
LilTigre: Who?
Then one day, Zordan said to himself, "Why the fuck am I protecting
this lame
ass burg? I mean, this piece of shit town is in the middle of
nowhere," and so
Kusanagi: *scratches LilTigre behind the ears* Good question.
Tommy: Cerina could answer that one better herself; she knows a lot
more about the Morphin' Grid than I do.
Kusanagi: Let's not ask her, OK?
Zordon left. His apprentice, a metal robot with what looks like to
be a toilet
seat painted red and strapped to his back, named Alpha Five, carried
the jar
containing Zordon's head elsewhere, among other stuff.
Tommy: Cerina says that's the only thing she ever regretted doing.
Ryouga: What?
Tommy: Developing the initial plans for the Alpha series of robots.
Kusanagi: Isn't this supposed to be an *anime* mailing list?
In Zordon's leave, the Power Rangers where helpless. At the same
time, the
villains conjured a master plan. Before, they were sending only one
monster at
a time, so why not send a whole squad. And so, Apple
Tommy: Thought it, tried it, didn't work . . . .
Grove was engulfed by a
wave of attacks. The Power Rangers stood no chance against the
overwhelming
odds. The enemy forces obliterated the loser teenagers, regardless
of their
special powers to kick ass in tights. Soon, Apple
Kusanagi: *snicker*
Tommy: *sinks into the chair* Why me . . . ?
Ryouga: *pats his shoulder* It's all right, Tommy. There could be
worse fates.
Tommy: Like what?
Ryouga: *thinks for several minutes* An anal probe?
Grove was turned into a pile
of rubble. All the citizens where killed off. In the end, the
villains asked
themselves, where the hell did they get the idea that the world
circled around
Apple Groove. The city was destroyed, but the world
Kusanagi: *sighs* This is really getting annoying.
was still not in their
hands. As they pondered on this, the Pentagon had sent a nuke or two
heading
straight to Apple Groove. End of story�.
All: YES!
NOT!!!!
Tommy: Dammit!
There is more to come... be afraid... very afraid... Yes folks, the
first
Power Rangers FANFIC in very long time.
Ryouga: And the first to immediately hid the TRASH folder.
Kusanagi: Isn't there a mailing list just for those fanfics?
Tommy: Yup.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... perhaps this
was a better idea then my Blaster Master/Ranma fanfic!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Tommy: *snicker* Blaster Master-
Ryouga: -and Ranma? *starts laughing*
Kusanagi: *looks confused*
please, if you beg me not to finish it, I assure you, I will... oh
yes, I
will... heh heh heh heh... and please, if there is
Tommy: Okay then, PLEASE finish it!
Kusanagi: I don't think reverse psychology's going to work on this guy.
Tommy: Can't blame me for trying.
any spelling
mistakes/grammical errors, it's because it is now 3:37, I can't
sleep, and
this idea has been in my head for about two days, and
Ryouga: <PandaTek> And the nice doctors forgot to give me my happy
pills.
I can't write my
Parasite Eve/Resident Evil crossover without making refrence to
Power Rangers,
so please forgive me... this series will be very
[All look at each other.]
All: Naah.
short... and if you ask for
it long... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I aim to dissapoint!!!
Kusanagi: Oh, it won't disappoint US . . . .
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......
Ryouga: Is this the end?
Tommy: I think so. *looks over to LilTigre* What were you two talking
about, anyway?
Kusanagi: *flustered* Um, nothing . . . she was just, um . . .
explaining the fic. Yeah, that's it.
LilTigre: But, Kusanagi-kun, I thought you wanted me to read it to you
cause you can't-
[Kusanagi clamps a hand over her mouth.]
Kusanagi: *nervously* Kids can get carried away, you know?
Ryouga: *skeptically* Yeah. Anyway, whay do you guys think?
Tommy: Either scrap it or ship it to a MMPR mailing list. Just don't
make us put up with it.
Ryouga: That bad, huh?
Tommy: Yeah . . . . Anyone up for pizza?
[Camera fades out.]
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