(KAMIYA DOJO, ext.)

KENSHIN (laundring happily): Mashiro, mashiro de gozaru! (holds up
a SPARKLING WHITE PIECE OF CLOTH) All nice and clean de gozaru!

(A SHINAI flies into KENSHIN'S head)

KAORU (weilding another SHINAI angrily): You idiot! That used to be
_blue_!

KENSHIN (eyes in spirals): Ororororoooo...

(GATE leading to KAMIYA DOJO explodes into a shower of splinters)

KENSHIN (eyes narrowing): Who's there?

(as the dust settles, NINE FIGURES can be seen)

HEAD FIGURE: Battousai! For killing my father's best friend's
cousin's neice's brother-in-law's next-door-neighbor, you shall
die!

KENSHIN (blinks): And who would that be?

HEAD FIGURE (furious): WHAT?!? You dare tell me that you don't
know the great-- (calmly) I have no idea.

(collective FACEFAULT)
---
This spamfic came from the observation that, especially in the 
anime, everybody and his brother (or sister :) seems to have 
some grudge against Kenshin.

The title is mangled from a book called "Six Degrees of Separation",
about how everyone in the world is connected by no more than six
acquaintences.  (A very true statement, especially nowadays with
the Internet.)

Gah.  I should _really_ get back to writing some _real_ fanfics...^^;
---
-"Dot"
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