[The camera opens on Duke who is sitting on a bed in hospital room with
Honey and Earl. The door opens and a young pasty faced doctor walks in.]

Doctor Roberts: Mr. Duke, after several tests we have found no signs that
you have Alzheimers...

Earl: That's great!

Honey: Oh, sir I was so worried.

Doctor Roberts:... you actually have a tumor the size of a baseball in your
brain.

Earl: That's great!

[Duke looks at Earl than at Honey.]

Duke: Lemme guess I taught him everything he knows.

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.