Brian M wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that my fic "Secret
Desires" may have been a rip-off of a work recently done by the Author
Shakudo Seikigi.  I based the fic upon a joke told to me by a friend of
mine recently, I am sorry to have done this.  I have never seen the fic
"A Christmas Treat" before and am incredibly sorry to have done this.

I think I'll go crawl under a rock and die now...

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You can stop dieing now.  I heard that joke years before Shakudo
did his version of it and the common elements between your spamfics
are directly taken from it.  This is just a case of great minds 
thinking alike.