[Earl walks into a movie trailer with Duke.]

Duke: I don't know why I couldn't remeber the lines.

Earl: I could take a guess.

Duke: What do you mean by that?!

Earl: Pops, your condition is pretty obvious to me and everybody else on the
set.

Duke: That's preposterous! I don't have um... um... um...

[Honey walks into the trailer]

Honey: I've schueduled an appointment for you Sir. We're going to take you
to the hospital and make sure that you don't go about your usual bouts of
debauchery so that the doctors can do some tests on you.

Duke: Who are you?

Earl: Her name's Honey, Dad. I called her and asked her to come out.

Duke: You're my kid right?

Earl: Yes.

Duke: Hmmm...  Guess I can't kill you for doing this to me.

Honey: Well, at least his personality remains the same.

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.