Songfic based on the song,
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) by The Offspring.
All rights reserved.

Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Akane: And the boys said, "I'm pretty good, for a housewife!"

Akane Tendou, she wants to be like Mom,
but her cooking and clean really, really bombs
she engaged this baka, a girl who turns into a boy
Akane want to turn him into a testing toy!

So, don't eat that, you'll gain weight...
you know she doesn't get it anyway...
she'll cook a meal, that's so unappeal
there's no, no way, there's no no way..

So eat the meal, try to conceal...
the food'll be sent to MIB, okay?
Let her be a wanna be, and
Hey, hey, cookin' away!

Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Akane: And the boys said, "I'm pretty good, for a housewife!"

She cooks and she cleans and uses lots of Pam,
but instead of turkey she used a lot of spam
Akane makes it for Ranma, and she hopes it'll pass
but, if he makes one remark, she'll kick his lilly ass!

So, don't eat that, you'll gain weight...
you know she doesn't get it anyway...
she'll cook a meal, that's so unappeal
there's no, no way, there's no no way..

So eat the meal, try to conceal...
the food'll be sent to MIB, okay?
Let her be a wanna be, and
Hey, hey, cookin' away!

Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Ranma, ranma, no baka! (Wham, wham...wham, wham!)
Akane: And the boys said, "I'm pretty good, for a housewife!"

Now Ranma's getting sick, he's throwing up on the side
The panda's running away, the food's attacking his hide
Kasumi thinks that Akane's trying too hard,
Nabiki simply takes lots of pics,
But in Akane's kawaii mind...
she'll next make flapsticks!

So, don't eat that, you'll gain weight...
you know she doesn't get it anyway...
she'll cook a meal, that's so unappeal
there's no, no way, there's no no way..

So eat the meal, try to conceal...
the food'll be sent to MIB, okay?
Let her be a wanna be, 
Ranma: Just don't eat her cooking, please!
Hey, hey, cookin' away