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Ukyou Kuonji presents
a Here Is Greenwood fanfic

EXTENDED PLAY

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Koko wa Greenwood is the creation of Yukie Nasu, and all characters 
and situations therein are the property of her and Hakusensha Inc., 
Victor Entertainment, and the Pierrot Project.  No infringement 
is intended.
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**track five**

Finally!  A morning class I can actually concentrate on!  The big 
announcement in drama class is about the roles for the semester's 
production.  We're performing one of the classics this year:
Lupin III: The Castle of Castigliaro.  Actually, this show is more 
for the stagecraft class, as the challenge of all these vertical 
sets would pose an insurmountable problem for a regular stage. 
But with a little ingenuity, you can get around anything; we'll 
be putting the show on in one of the racquetball courts, lying
flat on the floor to simulate standing.  Now that I think about it, 
that's going to take a bit of acting, too.

To no-one's surprise, I have drawn the role of Clarisse, your 
traditional damsel-in-distress.  It was such a foregone conclusion 
that I'd land the role that the guys working on costuming had 
already taken my measurements a week ago, and today have presented 
me with her dress, a beautiful white gown.  It's a gorgeous thing, 
not quite bridal, but certainly fancy-dress ball calibre.

An idea pops into my head, and I ask if I may take it back to the 
dorm to try it on.  It's agreed, with the stipulation that I wear it 
to the first rehearsals starting on Monday.  Fine.

When I return home, the dorm is bustling with activity.  It turns 
out the dorms are doing their annual amateur film festival, and 
Greenwood's entry is already underway.  Something involving swords 
and sorcery, evidently.  Tochizawa's directing it, and he's already 
got a shooting schedule hanging up in the lobby.  Look's like 
Suka-chan's gotten drafted for a part... wonder if he knows about 
this.

Time to think about that later.  I head to my room, shuck off my 
uniform, and wriggle into the dress.  It fits like a charm, although 
I'm clearly going to need to pad the chest out a bit in order to be 
convincing.  I loosen the top, and shrug the dress off my shoulders 
enough so that I can put a bra on underneath (Yes, I have a few 
pairs of 'training' bras... what of it?).  Once that's taken care of, 
I rebutton the dress, and take another look at myself.  Hm... looks 
like I'll need to put on the slip, too - can't have the stage lights 
showing my silhouette from the waist down after all.

As I put the slip on, a shadow falls across the frosted window of 
the dorm room.  Here comes the true test... I take a deep breath 
as the knob turns.

"Okaeri nasai!"  And once again, it's a direct hit.  His briefcase 
falls to the floor with a thud, and he drops to his knees, clutching 
his stomach.  Now I'm starting to wonder if *he's* putting *me* on.

I don't know if it's part of the 'cute' act or from genuine corncern 
for his welfare, but I rush over to help him up.  "Suka-chan? Are 
you all right?"  I help him to his feet.

"I... I'll be fine, Shun,"  he says, but I'm still not sure about 
it.  Not only did he just look rather sick, he's looking at me with 
eyes full of sadness.  "Wha... where did you get that dress?  
You look... beautiful," he trails off wistfully.

For now, I'll let it pass.  He *said* he was fine, so I'm not going 
to push it.  I smile and twirl around to show off for him.  "You 
like it?  The guys in costuming made it up for me.  I've got the 
female lead in my drama class production, and this is my costume."

He chuckles weakly.  "Ironic, huh?  What they don't know... well, 
it really looks good on you, Shun... chan."

He called me 'Shun-chan!'  He likes me!  He really likes me!  I beam 
at him.  "You're so sweet, Suka-chan."

I turn around and start to unbutton the dress.  I can hear him 
stutter as it falls to the floor, leaving me in the bra and slip.  
With my back still toward him, I open my closet and take out a 
robe.  I've decided that the direct approach might be better, rather 
than trying to simply slink off when no one's around (when does 
*that* happen, after all?)  "Uh, sorry about that, Suka-chan. 
I'm going to go take a bath..."

"...and you want me to guard the door?  But it's lunchtime, Shun..." 
Now that I've got my robe on, I turn around to face him.  He doesn't 
look happy about the arrangement, and I let him off the hook.

"No, that's all right, Suka-chan.  You go on.  As a matter of fact, 
that's *why* I'm going now... less chance of bumping into someone 
there when they'd rather be in the dining hall."  I shrug.  "It's 
inconvenient, but you have to put up with these things when you're 
trying to pass..."

Suka-chan smiles and nods in understanding.  "Okay, then.  I'll be 
at lunch, if you need me," and he pivots out the door.

"Right.  Hope your stomach settles enough for it."  That causes him 
to stop in his tracks.  I can tell he's considering whether to head 
back to me and ask me what I meant by that, or just go on to lunch.  
His stomach, now apparantly better, wins, and he continues on his way.

The hall is empty now, and I pad off in the opposite direction, 
toward the furo.

***

I scrub myself down furiously.  It's been five days, after all, 
since I've managed to take a bath.  It's hard to figure out how 
to do this and get around this whole deal of hiding my true 
gender from poor Suka-chan.  I can imagine all sorts of possible 
mishaps that could come from trying to bathe under these 
circumstances.  Thank heavens Suka-chan seems quite respectful 
of me and my situation.  It almost makes me wish I was girl, 
sometimes -- at least that way, all the effort he puts out to 
shield me from one thing or another wouldn't have been wasted.

I fill my bucket with rinsewater and dump it over my head before 
starting in on another good lather.  Those looks he's given me... 
why was he so sad?  And what's with his stomach?  I recall that 
the reason he missed so much class had something to do with an 
ulcer... hadn't that been operated on, and removed?  Was it still 
bothering him?

The second rinse hits me with a flash of insight... could *I* be 
part of the problem?  I shake my head vigourously, and water 
sprays from my hair.  I do NOT want to believe that.  I crawl over 
to the tub, and slip into the warm and comforting waters.  All such 
distressing thoughts are put aside, and my mind slowly unwinds 
and goes blank.  As it does, it leaves me with the humorous reminder 
that I had considered taking my baths after curfew.  Kami... I just 
*know* I'd've fallen asleep in here.

I'm so far gone, I almost miss the sound of voices in the dressing 
room.

"I told you, I'm not going in there!  SHE's in there, taking a bath!" 
Oh my gosh!  That's Suka-chan!  I scramble out of the bath, and 
grab for a nearby towel.  I hurriedly wrap it around me at chest 
height.

"And I'M telling YOU that *she* isn't!"  Takeshi!  Why, that dirty...!

I don't get to finish that thought, as the door bursts open and 
Takeshi charges in, with Suka-chan pulling on his arm.  That's my 
cue to scream.

"EEEE!!  Pervert!"

"Will you CUT THAT OUT, you stupid little...!"  Takeshi is reaching 
for my towel, and I'm backing away from him as fast as possible, still 
holding my hand over my chest.  He doesn't get the chance to finish 
*his* thought either.  Between the wet floor and Suka-chan's punch, 
Takeshi doesn't stand a chance.  He hits the floor hard, and is out 
like a light.

Suka-chan and I stare at each other for a long moment, each of us 
panting from the exertion.  Then Suka-chan turns toward Takeshi's 
prone form -- is this a way for him to keep from undressing me with 
his own eyes? -- and mutters awkwardly,  "Ah... I guess I'd better 
get him out of here."

I nod.  "Yeah, guess so...

"...Suka-chan?"

"Yeah?"

I do my best 'big-eyes' look at him.  "Thank you."  It's part act, 
and part heartfelt.  This could have caused a lot of problems if it 
had happened this way.

"Yeah, whatever.  You get back to your bath, okay?"  He almost 
grins.  "After all that running around, you might need another one. 
Lunch was good, too."  As he drags the unconscious Takeshi out 
of the furo, through the dressing room, and into the hallway, I let 
the towel drop, and I stare at my male form guiltily.

I walk back to the faucet and my bucket, and start scrubbing myself 
down again.

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Well...

I seem to be staying within the bounds of real time.  I'll probably fall 
behind with track six,as it starts more or less immediately after this
incident (What, you don't think Suka-chan and Takeshi won't have 
to *answer* for fighting in the dorm?)  The incidents, on the other
hand, will start developing gaps, too, so I may actually stay even...
time will tell.

Hope y'all are enjoying this, and I really appreciate all the comments.
Till next time, ja!

Itsu mo,
Ucchan   ^_^