[The camera opens on a man who is wearing a football helmut and sitting at a
breakfast table while reading a newspaper. DB looks up as a blond woman
wearing a satin bathrobe walks into the room.]

Boopsie:DB! I just got off the phone with Sid! He's got a part for me in a
movie that's being shot in LA!

DB: You plan on going?

Boopsie: Of course! It's the classiest role I've ever been offered!

DB: Aw, so you run around in a red bikini through the whole thing?

Boopsie: How dare you try to typecast me! I got this role because of my
talent as an actress and not because of my body!

DB:Okay, I'm sorry.

Boopsie: Anyway it's a purple bikini.

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.