Mark Page wrote:

Voice:      We demand that this fanfic be brought to a solid and
            logical conclusion before the entire readership suffers
            mass brain meltdown.

I think you're about 12 chapters too late.

Mokona:     Yes, yes....  I know.  Don't feed the troll.  *Sigh*
            Look, T, I can only produce so many characters for their
            fics....  We're seriously short of Ranmas at the moment.
            If they write too many more, then there is going to be a
            shortage.  They might even have to start sharing their
            Ranmas around, which means no darkfics.  I doubt you can
            share around a Ranma that's been mutilated beyond the
            point of recognition.

Yes, you can.  Just have the darkfic start off with him already dead.

I think I can sum up the fic thus far rather quickly:
Pu.  ^_^