A Bad Wish
An Aa! Megami-Sama! SpamFic
by Lawrence Chu

*NOTES: I know this is just a spamfic, but any comments would be 
appreciated.  This is my first posting here ever.  And no, before anyone 
asks, this _isn't_ a self-insert. ^_^*

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I made a phone call to my shrink, or so I thought I did.

"Hello, you have reached Nifelheim Office Associates.  Please hold on a 
moment and we will be with you for a consultation."  >click<

I thought I was gong crazy, or crazier than I already was.  I took 
another swig from my arsenic-laced cola can.

Just then, a CD of mine started revolving and out popped someone who 
looked like she enjoyed S&M stuff.  Cool, I could get into that kinda 
thing too, if she wanted me to.  Heh, heh, heh.

"I'm Demon Marller from Nifelheim.  I'm here to grant you a wish.  But 
the thing is, it's either going to be tainted or you'll have to give 
your soul to me when you die.  Your choice.  Hurry up, I don't have all 
day."

I was sick of everything I had gone through, so I risked the taint.  And 
after all I had been through (too much stuff to list now), I was tired 
of everything.  I wanted everyone to die.  No.  Make that, I wanted 
everyone to DIE.

"I wish the planet were completely devastated by nukes!"

Marller smiled.  "Your wish has been granted.  Thirty seconds."  And 
then she disappeared.

I cackled evilly for twenty-eight seconds.  On the twenty-ninth second, 
I realized I was still on the planet.

Oops.

Thirty.

*BOOOOOOOOOOM*

-The end-

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