Teaser for Private Bets-The Bard's stone
by Shade

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�WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS DID YOU DO!!!!� Shadow raged at the unfortunate Bard
as he shook him violently by the neck.

�Glack...ergh.......� Was his witty response.

�Ah....maybe you should let him breathe first.� Rowan pointed out as the said
individual was now turning blue in the face.

�Oh, right.� He released his hold, letting the Bard fall to the dirt.

�gah.....I just tossed a pebble in.� The Bard gasped out as he rubbed his sore
throat.

�SINCE WHEN DOES A PEBBLE MAKE A RIGHT ANGLE TURN WHEN YOU THROW IT IN?!?!�
Shadow replied, the direction that this time-line had gone was causing his
normal cool to evaperate faster then mercury in a smelter.

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~Back in the Tendo Dojo~

"Oh no..." 

Ranma had turned ghostly pale as soon as the first one of them had entered ,
with each new arrival that came in he looked more and more withdrawn and
shocked. His memories of the past three months was a little hazy but
this...this was beyond even his worst nightmares.

The dojo was packed with girls......pregnant girls......LOTS of pregnant
girls. In the far corner of the dojo Nodoka was torn between conflicting
impulses, she didn't know whether to be outraged at her son's actions or proud
of her son's manliness. Considering the number of potential grandchildren
involved she was leaning toward the latter. After all, only a true man amoung
men could accomplish such a feat. Her gaze took on a starry look as she
started to daydream of having so many young ones to pamper. Cologne was
entertaining similar ideas....the thought of so many little amazons with
Ranma's potential.....she smiled.

A mututal truce had been reached by all of the mothers-to-be, a shared
embarrassment of their condition had bled off much of the potential hostility.

The girls had seperated into roughly two groups, the fiancees who had slept
with Ranma and the girls who were not fiancees but had still slept with Ranma.
Amazingly enough the numbers were fairly equal, Genma had been a very busy
seller of Ranma as a husband during their ten year training trip. Most
noticable was that a certain Akane Tendo was not a part of either side while a
blushing Kasumi Tendo was. Soun was currently unconscious after trying to
inflict the Vengence of the Heavens on the "Cursed depoiler of his precious
angel" and being knocked out by all of the young women in the dojo, the girls
having decided that nobody was going to harm Ranma except for them.

A very small group of those close to the various girls and not involved in the
whole mess waited nearby.

Ryoko couldn't believe how young her new soon-to-be stepfather looked. 

Tenchi was filled with pity for his poor cousin.

Keiichi was still in shock over the fact that Urd was pregnant.

Usagi and Mamoru wondered how things could have gotten so complicated while
they were in America.

Hotaru was happy, she was going to get another papa!

Ataru was cursing the fates that had blessed his cousin. Lum soon stopped that
with a quick treatment of electro-therapy.

C-ko was just plain upset.

Joe Higashi had broken down and was sobbing about a kid getting more action
then he was. Mai gave him a quick whack to the head with her fan for saying
that.

Madoka and Chiaki were in another argument over who's great grandchild would
uphold the Devil Hunter clan.

Isurugi looked depressed, he had lost both of the pilots he adored....but at
least he had Saginomiya.

Daichi and Nomura were praying, letting their charges get into this condition
was not going to look good in their report to the chief.

Finally seeing that her son was nearly catatonic Nodoka took pity on him and
asked for introductions from the ladies....

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Disclaimer: What's not mine is the property of someone else. constructve C&C
welcome, Flames not. 

Author's notes: Heh heh, I think this definitely is divergent from the OS.
To summerize it in a nutshell; The pebble causes one of Akane's attacks on
Ranma to have an unexpected result, which results in a very long lemon
involving lots and lots of crossovers. Ranma being Ranma of course finds out
that the situation can only get worse.
 So far those expecting are: Ukyo, Kasumi, Shampoo, Hinako Ninomiya (locked in
adult form), Natsume, Akari, Kaori, Rink and Pink, Rin Rin and Ran Ran,
Benten, Nurse Sakura, Rei, Ami Mizuno, Makoto Kino, Minako, Haruka, Michiru,
Setsuna, Washu, Kiyone, Mihoshi, Urd, A-ko, B-ko, Yohko, Ayahko, Athena, King,
Mature, Yuri, Chun Li, Cammy, Sakura, Ibuki, Rose, Nagisa, Kawai, Kiiro, Nami,
Sophia, Tracy, Morrigan (How the heck can a succubus be pregnant??!!!),
Mitaka, Haneda, Kimiko and Miyuki Ayanokouji, Youko Ryuzaki, Reika Shu, Nina
Kirov, and a couple of others that I'm still researching.
(Anyone wanna try and name all of the series I mixed? ^^)

Did I mention that Ranma is of Jurai royal blood? *Snicker*
Let's not forget about his sense of honor either.... 
Then there's the reaction when everyone else finds out....

Till next time,
-Shade


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 Nabiki stared at the screen, a look of 
horror on her face. "Our lives depend on  
Ranma proving that we're civilized enough 
to join a galactic society. We're doomed." 

-The Bet "Illegal Aliens in Nerima" 

"Could you please not eat my gun!" -Mihoshi

The girl smiled. "Welllll... Do you remember Yu-chan?"
        Ranma thought back to the days when he was a young scrapper.  "Yeah, we used to play together, me an' Yu-cha--" Ranma's eyes bugged out with shock. "Oh no! You aren't..."

 "SURPRISE!! It's me, Yu-chan!" the girl squealed.
 "YU-CHAN!!" Ranma's eyes bugged out. "Didn't I have         ANY male childhood friends?!"

-Expansion Card v2.0

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