I took a couple ideas that were sent to me and combined them into a single opener for the story.  I'd like to thank Murmur the Fallen, Lost_Cause, and Phil for what they sent.  The wierd thing about this fic so far is; I liked writing this first draft so much, I think I might even make this a regular fic.  There's a little comedy in this.  I thought that if I was going to do something on Mihoshi; there would have to be somthing funny in there somewhere.  Let me know If I should continue to add comedy in, or if I should stick to a serious sattire.

"The Secret Life of Mihoshi"


Washu walks into the living room where both Kiyone and Mihoshi are sitting.  She is carrying two objects one is an ordinary rubber mallet and the other is a solid metal block.  She places both of them on the coffee table in front of Mihoshi.  She then turns around and walks back to the door of her lab.  As she entered, she turned around and called out to Kiyone.

Washu:  Kiyone could you come here for a sec.

Kiyone:  Sure, here I come.

Mihoshi:  Do you need me to come too?

Washu: No, you just sit there and don't touch anything.

Mihoshi:  Okay...

Kiyone gets up from the couch and walks to Washu's lab. She enters and noticed that the little mad scientist is staring at a monitor.

Kiyone:  Ah, Washu...  What is it you want?

Washu doesn't turn her head back toward her.  Instead she motions her hand to tell Kiyone to step up to where she is standing.

Washu:  Come over here.  Hurry!!!  I want you to see something.

Kiyone walked up and saw the living room on the monitor.  On the couch sits Mihoshi.  

Washu:  I'm running an experiment.  Just keep your eyes on Mihoshi.

Kiyone looks upward and began to observe Mihoshi.  

Mihoshi picks up the mallet and then looks around.  She didn't see anyone looking so she stares back at the metal block.  Something must have gotten in to her nose, because she started to sneeze.  The hand that had the mallet was raised to her nose.  In the blink of an eye Kiyone saw a blur and then the metal block before Mihoshi was broken into two pieces. She put down the mallet and examined the two of them.  

Kiyone:  What the heck was that?!

Washu:  I knew it!  Just as I suspected.  

Kiyone:  What just happened to that block, and what was that blur?

Washu turns toward Kiyone and begins to rub her forehead.  

Washu:  Our little simpleton is a lot more special than I ever thought.  

Kiyone: You can't mean Mihoshi did that?

Washu:  She's been hiding something, and I think I might know what it is.  No one can be THAT destructive without actually trying.

Kiyone:  What do you mean, "HIDING!?"

Washu:  I've been trying to keep survalence on her for the past few weeks.  Each time I sent a spy-bot out, she would somehow accidentally destroy it.  Do you remember last week when she practically destroyed the kitchen?

Kiyone:  Who could I?  Sasami chased Mihoshi almost half of the day.  I've never seen her so upset.

Washu:  Well, I had the entire kitchen covered with spy-bots.  When Mihoshi knocked over the dishes, she managed to make Ryo-Ohki jump into the pots.  They fell and made Sasami throw what she was cooking up into the air.  I noticed in all of the commosion, Mihoshi threw something that bounced all across the kitchen.  Whatever it was it destroyed all of my cameras.

Kiyone:  How in the world could Mihoshi do that?  She's an airhead!  She can't chew bubblegum and walk at the same time.  I know this for a fact.  I've seen her try.  It's not a pretty sight.

Washu:  That's what I thought, untill a few weeks ago.  I've been doing some odd jobs lately.  

Kiyone:  Odd jobs???  Like what?  I've never seen you pick anything up.  Or lift a finger since I've met you.

Washu smirked and shook her head in as if she had just heard a joke.  

Washu:  Not manual work.  That's for democrats and broke GP officers.  

Kiyone gritted her teeth as she closed her eyes and shook her fist in anger.

Kiyone:  Gee thanks...

Washu:  Your welcome.  Anyway...  I've been building a few things for some people that don't believe money is an object.  So what if a few of them could make Kagato look like a nice guy.  And they might be a little on the darkside, but who cares as long as I get paid.

Kiyone:  Why are you so money hungry all of a sudden.  You get free room and board for nothing.  

Washu:  Do you think that invisible hover chair your butt is holding down payes for itself.  I need money to run my experiments.

Kiyone:  That's so petty.  You'd sell your soul, so that you could play your little game of mad scientist.

Washu:  I also have to finish paying off my school loan.   Just imagine what 700 years of interest can do to one of those things.

Kiyone:  Ohhh...  Now I see. 

Washu:  I had a few weapons. Er...DEVICES!!!  I mean devices.  Whenever I had some finished and ready to send, Mihoshi would seem to find her way inside of here and break them.  Just yesterday I had a gravitic accelerator all ready to make me some money.  I left to get something to eat, and when I came back I found Mihoshi in my lab and the accelerator was in pieces.  There is no way in or out of my lab that I don't know of.  However, Mihoshi continues to find her way on the inside.  No one alive besides her can do that, and I want to know how she is doing it.

Kiyone:  I want to find out what's going on too.   

As always, C&Cs are welcomed, but those who flame will be cursed to fire by the electricity of a toaster.




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