Subject: [FFML] Lame filk attempt
From: JD Farber
Date: 1/15/1999, 2:16 AM
To: FFML

Okay.....  this is my first attempt to do a filk, so please be gentle...

BTW, I know that I haven't been up to date with with my pre-reading, and 
I do apologize....  But I should be back in two weeks....  I'm kinda 
ashamed to say it, but this time of year is generally a non-stop party 
for me....  X-mas, New Years, and then my Birthday on the 16th....  So 
my friends have been holding galas, celebrations, keggers (NOT!!!), and 
other kinds of parties......  And it's kind of nice when you have 
company of the opposite sex to share it with....  Heh heh heh....

And without further ado.....

Shojo Girl (To the tune of Barbie Girl [You know you love that song... 
You're just ashamed to admit it....  But we all know....])

Heyya Miaka!
Hi Tamahome!
Wanna save Konan Country?
Sure thing!
Well, let's go!

Miaka:
I'm a shojo girl, in a Shojo World!
Not just a wierd book, but a plot hook!
Miko for a bird, Chiriko's absurd.
Sakura fall like there's no tomorrow.

Seishi:
Hey Miaka, we're behind ya.

Miaka:
I'm a shojo girl, in a Shojo World!
Not just a wierd book, but a plot hook!
Miko for a bird, Chiriko's absurd.
Sakura fall like there's no tomorrow.

I'm a Chinese Priestess in a fantasy world
Get my Men, Say the prayer, Wishes granted.

Me:
You're a Pain, whiny nut
Eat whatever you want
You're a bitch, Run away, then they chase you.

Miaka:
It is fate, beautiful
So long as Tama's mine.

I'm a shojo girl, in a Shojo World!
Not just a wierd book, but a plot hook!
Miko for a bird, Chiriko's absurd.
Sakura fall like there's no tomorrow.

(Feel free to continue this song, but I'm kinda running out of FY refs 
to put in....  Errr....  And things that I can rhyme to Miaka...)
-- JD Farber email: sabreb@erols.com ICQ: 3378089 AIM: HitokiriJD Officially Classed: Discoverer If any Technology, sufficently advanced, Is indistinguishable from Magick, then Is the Converse also true? No, you fool... Magick was Sufficently Advanced, Then Bill Gates used it years ago, and Swamped it with Bad Things, making it useless... --Exchange between myself, and a friend.