Mark Page wrote:

Waiting for Minako
by DDFA (Mark A Page)

Part Twentysix - The View

Warning:  This chapter contains PLOT, which may be distressing to

Oh my Goddess!!
 (I remember the good old days when people didn't think that was an
anime pun. *SIIIGH*)

Scene: DDFA's house.  Minako is sitting in the large, white armchair

It's MINAKO! Oh sh....!

Minako:     Hey, if you're going to be a villain, be a REAL villain.

That's good Minako logic for you.

DDFA:       There always was a plot for this series.  I just
            kept.... misplacing it.

Minako:     .....

Good use of the fanfic semiscript convention to denote speechlessness,
humorously. ^_^

The chair turns, but all Ami and Makoto can see is a small, shadowy
figure with a pair of glowing, red, squinting eyes.

<gulp>

DDFA:       I'm afraid it is.  The greatest force of darkness in the
            anime world.

Oh no! It's Rin Kobayashi from Please Save My Earth! If he mates with
Chibi-usa and produces offspring ... Species 2 will seem like Pokemon!

Minako:     But that.... that's horrible....

Minako turns back to the screen, thereby failing to notice a couple
of dark figures who range up behind DDFA and grab him, placing a
cloth over his mouth.  After a few moments of struggle, he falls
unconscious, and the pair drag him away.

Meanwhile, on the screen, Ami and Makoto stare at the mirror image
of....  MOKONA!!!

Oh. Whew.

Mokona:     Ah yes....  I'm not supposed to be able to say anything
            but "pu", ne?  The first and most obvious fault in my

Frighteningly, he talks just like Jet Wolf.

Ami:        Kawaii!

Makoto:     I always wanted to squeeze you.

Go for it Mokona!

She turns and looks around the room for the missing DDFA.

Minako:     Hey, where have you gone?

I've heard of self-inserts, but self-kidnappings? @_@

Ah well, a gripping read nonetheless!

Nightman