[The camera opens on Duke who is busy sorting through a big trunk in his
garage
with his son Earl standing behind him wearing a Hawaian shirt and a pair of
sunglasses.]

Earl: Dad, you're going to steal the truck back from the mechanics?

Duke: Hell yeah! They were charging me an arm and a leg for the damages
so I'm taking it back! It's my patriotic duty!

Earl: It is?

Duke: Of course it is! If you find something is not right you can do
whatever
you want to settle things! I'm just like our founding fathers!

Earl: Our founding fathers used semi-automatic assault weapons?

Duke: Of course! How do you think they won the Revolution! Isn't anything
I'm teaching you going into your head?!

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.