Oooh, I just got one of those late-night ideas.

--

"Pretty Spammy" is the story of a lone crusader, fighting love, money,
and a democratic Internet.  Her enemies are the closed-minded tyrants
that control the bandwith of freedom.

Her battle cry, "Melding timeless strategies with cutting edge technologies
to creatively birth continuous streams of new profits, I am Pretty Spammy!
In the name of a higher profit margin, I'll call you names!" strikes fear
into the heart of evil service providers everywhere.

"How dare you chop down innocent trees for advertising," she cries, "when
you could send the message via email!"

--

...Okay, I better stop before I get banned.

-- Craig Putnam
Sailor Singularity
Guilty as Charged