It is a time of crisis.  The Disc, from the Counterweight Continent to
Ankh-Morpork is being shaken.  The undead walk the earth, the seas boil,
rivers run red...
	Only one sorceress can save the Discworld.

"Be afwaid, be vewwwy afwaid.*"

[* While it is indeed true, that for the most part yes, the undead are
allowed to walk the Earth and yes, the seas boil from time to time and that
certain rivers not only flow red, they don't flow at all.  The point being,
it's a time of crisis.  Evil things are underfoot and all that.**]
[** Be careful not to step in any.]