Waiting on Minako
	By TharzZzDunN
	Mispelling by A-kun
	Misproduction by ?????
	Mishandling by the U.S. Post Office
	Misinterpretation by Disney, Inc.
	Stupid Monkeys by Disney, Inc.

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	Minako entered the resturaunt.  She knew she should really be heading 
to the park, but a quick meal wouldn't hurt.  After all, she didn't take 
very long to eat.  Out of curiousity, she glanced at her watch to see 
what day it was.  Hmmm, Wednesday.  Not her favorite day of the week, 
but it was better than Monday.
	"So, like, d'you wanna order or whut?" the waiter, named TharzZzDunN, 
asked.
	Minako thought about it.

	Later...
	"So, like, d'you wan' fries with that?" the waiter, named Huh?, asked.  
TharzZzDunN had just died of boredom.
	Minako thought about it.

	Later....
	"So, like, I think we're outta that..." the waiter, named A-kun, told 
her.  Huh? had died of boredom and was rotting away with TharzZzDunN.
	Minako thought about it more.

	Much later.....
	"I could check on that...." the waitress, named ?????, said.  A-kun had 
strangled himself to death with a strip of fly paper.
	Minako thought about it some more.

	Much MUCH later.......
	"So, like are you gonna give a big tip?" the waitress, named C-chan, 
asked.  ????? had screamed and leapt out the nearest window, which was 
two floors down, in the lobby.
	Minako thought about it intensely.

	MUCH MUCH MUCH later.............
	"I wanna go home!!" the waitress, named A-chan, bawled.  C-chan had 
just gone on a rampage and had slaughtered half of the lawyers in the 
world.
	Minako thought about it with all her might.

	Really freakin' late...........................
	"Will that be all today, miss?" the waiter, named the Inverse Layer, 
asked politely.
	Minako thought about it some more.
	And answered.
	"Sure, what are today's Specials?" Minako asked.
	The Inverse Layer looked at his watch to see what day it was.  Tuesday.  
It figured.

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	Apologies to DDFA, but TharzZzDunN couldn't get this idea out of his 
demented head.

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Minako says, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  
CLUCK!  KA-CHUNK!"


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