[The camera opens on Duke who is hurriedly packing a suitcase which
is laiad out on his bed. Honey is standing behind him not moving an inch.]

Duke: C'mon Honey! We gotta pack up and get on the road to L.A.!

Honey: Sir how do you propose we get to L.A.?

Duke:In the truck of course!

Honey:Sir, you turned the truck in for repairs after coming home from 
the inaugural ball for Governor Ventura.

Duke:I did? Then where am I?

Honey: At your Aspine lodge which you turned into an orphanage a few years
ago, sir.

Duke: I started an orphanage? 

Honey: Sir, is something wrong with your memory? You usually only forget
things from the past week.

Duke: My memory's fine Honey! Just pack your bags and let's get going! 

Honey: Yes, sir.

Duke: And remind me to go and beat up John Denver. He's getting to be a
real pain in the ass!

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.