All characters belong to G.B. Tudeau

[The camera opens on a small log cabin which is surrounded by snow and a a
malibox can be seen that reads 'Nothing but NBA Orphans'.]

Sid: Duke baby! You'd be perfect for this part!

Duke: What are you talking about Sid?

Sid: It's a movie I'm doing! You'd be great in this part I've got for you!
It takes place
in Japan and you know the people and the culture!

Duke: I do?

Sid: Yeah, weren't you an Ambassador to Japan in the seventies?

Duke:No, that was China.

Sid: Oh.

[The camera cuts inside a room where Duke is sitting in a messed up bedroom
talking into a phone while smoking a cigarette.]

Duke: But what difference does it make?! A gook's a gook!

[Honey walks into the room]

Honey: Sir, I do believe I'm offended.

Duke:Oh don't get politically correct on me Honey!

To be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.