Ranma Saotome was walking down the street one day when he suddenly
stopped and covered his privates.

"Hey!  Where are my clothes?!"

Ranma Saotome, wearing his normal outfit, was walking down the street
one day when he suddenly changed sexes without being hit by water.

"This isn't going to be another one of -those- stories, is it?"

Ranma Saotome, male and wearing his normal outfit, was walking down the
street one day when his shirt spontaneously changed color.  He stopped
and began tapping his foot as his shirt flickered from one color to the
next.

Ranma Saotome, male and wearing his normal outfit with a red shirt, was
walking down the street one day when his hair suddenly exploded into
life.

"Ack!"

Ranma Saotome, from volume 10 of the manga, male and wearing his normal
outfit with a red shirt, his hair tied into its usual pigtail with a
dragon's whisker, was walking down the street one day when...

"Well?"

I've forgotten the story.

...he suddenly face-faulted.

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