[The camera opens to a high rise building where a middle aged, overweight
and balding man is sitting in a speacious office. He is wearing a headset
and is talking into it furitively. He reaches for a can of diet pepsi and
takes a sip and says:]

Sid:Listen to me Vince. This movie's shoo in! We have this big Asian craze
with 
Jackie Chan. The next step is adapting their cartoons to the big screen!

Vince:Well, sure, but this sounds kinda risky.

Sid:Of course it does, but trust me the Ranma 1/2 movie will break the
bank!

Vince:And if it doesn't?

Sid:You can put it as a tax write off.

Vince:But Sid we don't pay taxes on any of our movies.

Sid:Oh, yeah.

Vince:The studio's still trying to recover from 'Jurassic Park'

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.