Frankly, I don't know who's in the right, and I don't care.  My mailbox
has been filling up with these childish complains and insults from both
sides.  If this squabbling once had a fanfic theme to it, it does no
longer.

Tybalt, you banned this thread.  You have the right to tempban anyone who
posts a message concerning banned threads.  Please exercise this right on
the next person who posts.

-Natsume Ranma Ranma   (Finally have the number of back messages under
			200!  Meow!)
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...