Subject: Re: [FFML] [sF] [R.5] The Ultimate Curse
From: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <lurkerdrome@worldnet.att.net>
Date: 1/3/1999, 12:07 PM
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>, "Nikholas F. Toledo Zu" <niftol@i-manila.com.ph>

Okay, I'll bite.







I can stretch and accept a drowned squid.






I can even believe drowned fish.











And if I *really* push it, I can believe a drowned Nissan Pathfinder.

















BUT HOW IN THE NAME OF HELLFIRE, BRIMSTONE, DAMNATION, AND BILL GATES DO
YOU DROWN JUSENKYOU!?




[Lurker's head explodes in a shower of pyrotechnics and icky fleshy bits]







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