Um, now this is one  fanfic that came close to the confusion factor that was
End of Evangelion.

I do believe that I'll go to sleep now.  (I won't lose any sleep over this
fanfic, but I will due to the recent snowstorm.)

James Holzhauer (aka Tobimaro [Ton-chan])
       ---If anyone can give me a rational explanation for End of Evangelion,
I'll give them several names for good psychiatrists from the health plan I'm
enrolled in.