Date: Sat, 02 Jan 1999 05:51:08 +1000
To: ffml@fanfic.com
From: Mark Page <ayanami@merlin.net.au>
Subject: [FFML] [FF] [SM] Waiting for Minako 23

Waiting for Minako
by DDFA (Mark A Page)

Part Twentythree - The Hangover

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Makoto:     I had exactly as much as I wanted to, thankyou very 
           much.  Now where did I put the Berocca?

Cleaner:    You left it back at your orgy.

*You know, the repeated references to off-camera lemony activity are 
downright cruel.  However, like all those who have made it this far, I 
am a devout masochist, so keep it up!*

Makoto:     No, actually....  I'm a phone sex operator who collects
           art deco dildos and small fuzzy white things which hang
           from the ceiling.

*Erk.*

Cleaner:    Oh, I torment young children with psychologically 
           disturbing put-downs and jokes.  It makes my day 
           worthwhile to see a child crying, utterly traumatised 
           for the rest of their lives due to my total lack of 
           social conscience.

*In one of the local free papers, they run a strip called "Red Meat".  
This characterization fits at least two of the strip's regulars.*

Suddenly, from above comes gallons of boiling oil.  With a short,
strangulated cry, the oil covers the cleaner, and he melts away.  
Makoto sighs and flops back down behind the prop as the oil flows
away.  Ami jumps down from the rafters, hands on hips.

*Waitaminute--Her hands stay on her hips the whole way down?  Now that's 
a trick....*

Makoto:     It's still the break in the storyline.  Whatever story
           there is.  Until DDFA wakes up, we're stuck here, unable
           to do anything.

Ami:        .....

Makoto:     .....

Ami:        .....

Makoto:     .....

Ami:        .....

Makoto:     .....

Ami:        .....

Makoto:     .....

Ami:        .....

Makoto:     What did you go so quiet for?

Ami:        Just practicing.

Makoto:     For what?

Ami:        For the long period of us not being able to do anything.

*"Ah.  I thought you were rehearsing for our long periods of doing 
nothing in the next chapter."*

Ami:        What is it?

Makoto:     Let's kidnap Minako!

Ami:        Eh?

Makoto:     It'll mean DDFA really WON'T know where she is, and give
           us more control over our destinies.

*Do your characters do this too?  Damn, they're an ornery bunch, ain't 
they?*

Ami:        I don't think he'll like that very much.

Makoto:     Yeah, but what is he going to do about it?

Ami:        He could write us into a tentacle lemon.

*Aww...  That's what I had in mind for Genma....*

Meanwhile, in his little hovel in Adelaide, Australia, DDFA is lying
in bed, having dreams about rubbing wet teabags into peoples' hair.  

*The last clause of this sentence falls into the category of, "Things I 
Would Wake Up Screaming In the Middle of the Night Less Often If I 
Didn't Know Them".*

Morrigan gets down from the desk and starts to pace the room.  DDFA
brushes the succubus's wings away from his face as he does so, 
trying not to stare at her butt.

*Whyever not?*

Morrigan:   Why?  Don't you want people to know you're not human, or
           something?

DDFA:       I said NOT to say it, for the love of....

*This would explain some things....*

END OF PART 23


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Is DDFA really a Darkstalker?  Will Makoto and Ami kidnap Minako?  
Does any of this really matter to the main plot, which will 
supposedly restart in the next chapter?  For questions to these
answers, see the next chapter of "Waiting for Minako".  Not a 
tentacle lemon.  They're sour and they wriggle all over the place.

*Looking forward to it.  I'm out of salt for the scourge.*

--Freemage

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 /    @    \  		DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page)
/ / ^   ^ \ \ 		ayanami@merlin.net.au
/</    w    \>\		Chief Propoganda Officer, Keeper of
\/           \/		the Tapes and Co-Founder of the Saitou-chan
\___________/		Appreciation Society - Adelaide Japanese
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DT 1.0 - Friday, 1st January 1999  (Waits patiently for September 
13, when the moon shall go flying off into space.  ^_^)

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