Subject: Re: [FFML] [spam][end to this] Here's yer blasted "novels"...
From: David Johnston
Date: 1/1/1999, 3:50 AM
To: The Eternal Lost Lurker
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

In other news, Mixx has announced plans to hunt down all fanfic authors
and shoot them with poison darts.  

A spokesman added, "Then we'll take over the world!  OHOHOHOHOHO!"