Well, since someone else did a top ten, I figured I may as well give
one a shot.

        Top Ten Lines You'll (hopefully) Never See In Ranma 1/2 fanfiction

10--Ranma to Ryoga: I love you, man!
 9--Ryoga to Ranma: You're still not getting my Bud Light.
 8--Ranma-chan to Nodoka: Mom, have you ever felt...you know...not so fresh?
 7--Shampoo-neko(singing): Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow[to the tune of the Meow Mix jingle]
 6--Mousse (singing): I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...
 5--Nabiki to nearly any clerk: Keep the change.
 4--Kasumi any time: Aw FUCK!
 3--Ranma any time (singing): Oh, to be, a WOMAN!!!
 2--Kuno to Ranma (male): Oh, osage no otoko, I WOULD DATE WITH THEE!

And the number one line I hope to never see in a Ranma fanfic is:

        Ranma (male) to Cologne: Honored elder, could you...I'm not sure how
to say this...make me a man?

        I hope you find this at least somewhat funny. =)

Thanks and a Happy New Year to the FFML!

Jed