6) Nabiki Tendo not only has a computer, but she also has Knight 

Rider 

30000,

all of Lara Croft's personal equipment, a phasor, and tricorder at her 

disposal.

 She's got her personal Star Fury, too. 

Star Fury?  I kinda figured her to be a TIE-Improved girl, myself...

5) All EVA characters must go through some 

earth-shattering-life-or-death

crisis except Gendo.

 Naw. Gendo IS an earth-shattering-life-or-death crisis. 

2) Miyaa! Pu! Pikachu! ChibiChibi! Kawaii! Bwee! There...did I miss 

any?

 Strangely enough, I retch at all of them. 

"Bulbasaur!"  "Scyyyther!" 

[Sounds of violence]

8) If "None of the Above" does so well on monthly fanfic awards, how 

come I

haven't read it yet?

 ....





 Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!

1) Is Usagi really THAT annoying and stupid?

 No comment. 

Do we really have to answer that?  Seriously, it just depends on which 
part of the story she's in.

5) Be creative. I mean how many Takewaki & Kodachi love stories have 

to be

written anyway?

 I hope you don't mean a fic where the two Kunos become a couple @_@

I think there was a Self-Insert where that happened.  The author tricked 
them into thinking the other was Ranma (Osage no Onna)  You don't WANT 
to know what she did to the rest of the cast.  Come to think of it, when 
I read it, I didn't either!

And the number one thing I've learned from reading fanfics:
1) Everyone should write a lemon. Just don't include any kitties, 

okay?

 Not interested. I'll die first. 

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Fool! Pain is my friend. Allow me to introduce YOU to 
it!" --Inferno, Beast Wars
"Decepticons FOREVER!!" --Ravage, former Decepticon
"Your persistence is futile! I rise again!" --Rampage
"[Rampage] may be ugly, but he's a PREDACON!" --Quickstrike

--Razorclaw X

"They'll either learn to work together, or they'll destroy each other."
"AHCHOO!  AHCHOO!"  [energon blasts and explosions]
"And right now, I don't care which." --Optimus Primal, regarding Rattrap 
and Dinobot(snif)
"Burn, traitor! Buuuurn!" --Inferno
"Says you!"
Yeah, says me.  You wanna question my orders one more time?" --Rattrap 
and Optimus Primal
"Yeeeeess." --Megatron, too many times to count


SAMAS



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