6) Nabiki Tendo not only has a computer, but she also has Knight Rider 

30000,

all of Lara Croft's personal equipment, a phasor, and tricorder at her 

disposal.

  She's got her personal Star Fury, too. 

5) All EVA characters must go through some 

earth-shattering-life-or-death

crisis except Gendo.

  Naw. Gendo IS an earth-shattering-life-or-death crisis. 

2) Miyaa! Pu! Pikachu! ChibiChibi! Kawaii! Bwee! There...did I miss 

any?

  Strangely enough, I retch at all of them. 

8) If "None of the Above" does so well on monthly fanfic awards, how 

come I

haven't read it yet?

  ....





  Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!

1) Is Usagi really THAT annoying and stupid?

  No comment. 

5) Be creative. I mean how many Takewaki & Kodachi love stories have 

to be

written anyway?

  I hope you don't mean a fic where the two Kunos become a couple @_@

And the number one thing I've learned from reading fanfics:
1) Everyone should write a lemon. Just don't include any kitties, 

okay?

  Not interested. I'll die first. 

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Fool! Pain is my friend. Allow me to introduce YOU to 
it!" --Inferno, Beast Wars
"Decepticons FOREVER!!" --Ravage, former Decepticon
"Your persistence is futile! I rise again!" --Rampage
"[Rampage] may be ugly, but he's a PREDACON!" --Quickstrike

--Razorclaw X

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