On Tue, 29 Dec 1998 18:22:23 -0600 (CST), you wrote:

It's been a while since I've come up with these kinds of lists, but apparently
this ffml needs some humor! So...
Top Ten Rejected Fanfic Conventions:
10) When you pour cold water on Kasumi Tendo, she becomes Kasumi from Pokemon.

No, she becomes Kasumi from MI, and runs off leaving Ranma and Akane
to raise her illegitimate son.

4) Someone must complain that there are too many Ranma 1/2 fanfics at least
once every two years.

More like once every two *weeks*....

1) No one ever C&C anything anymore unless you're out to get attention and to
tick everyone off.

Not all of us are *out* to tick everyone off... sometimes, it just
happens. :-)

Top Ten Questions that I've wondered as I've reads these fics:

9) Why couldn't Ryouga just shoot Ranma's brains out and get it over with?

Can't find a gun store.

8) If "None of the Above" does so well on monthly fanfic awards, how come I
haven't read it yet?

Have you read the stuff that it beat out?

Top Ten Things I've Learned by Reading Fanfiction:

3) There are probably worse things in life than to have one's story being
critqued by Gary Kleppe. However, I can't think of any at the moment.

Hear that, Sean Gaffney?

Actually, the only thing worse than being critiqued by me is *not*
being critiqued by me. ^_^