Yes, I KNOW that Christmas was yesterday... but given the fact that I 
had to work on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day AND I haven't 
heard the Jingle Bell Dogs (my favorite Christmas song) this year, 
didn't exactly put me in the mood to do it until now.

So without further ado...

(Pikachu and Squirtle hop out onto a darkened stage.  Two spotlights 
illuminate them and they bow politly to an unseen crowd before the 
melody of Jingle Bells begins...)

Pikachu:(Singing) Pi-ka-chu... Pi-ka-chu!  Pika...
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle!
Pikachu: ...Chu!  Pi Pi Pi!  Pi Pi-ka-chu! Pi Pika...
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle!
Pikachu: ...Chu!

(During the bridge, Ash comes out and gives both of them water, which 
Pikachu drinks and Squirtle pours over his head.  Misty comes on with 
a towel, which she uses to wipe Pikachu's mouth and dry off 
Squirtle's head.  Brock, meanwhile, falls in love with a female 
member of the audience and has to be dragged off by Onix as Ash and 
Misty leave with large sweatdrops on the side of their heads.  The 
two Pokemon stars sweatdrop as well before turning back to the 
audience and...)

Pikachu: Pi-ka-chu... Pi-ka-chu!  Pika...
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle!
Pikachu: ...Chu!  Pi Pi Pi!  Pi Pi-ka-chu! Pi Pika...
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle!
Pikachu: ...Chu!  Pi-ka-chu... Pi-ka-chu!  Pika...
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle!
Pikachu: ...Chu!  Pi Pi Pi!  Pi Pi-ka-chu! Piiii Piiiiika Piiikaaaa...

Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle!
Pikachu: ...Chuuuuuuuuuu!

(The unseen audience errupts into tremendous applause and the two 
Pokemon bow continuously, even as they are burried beneath a storm of 
thrown roses.)

Happy Holidays!
The Flashman
(Usaginite. Not a Moonie.)
Loyal G-Fan
Deciple of Keener-sensei
"Evil does not like to be pee-peed on."
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May The Spirit Preserve You!