Oh fan fic readers, who art on the FFML, please give me C&C and forgive me for what I am about to do.

JG

Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents
A Neon Genesis Evangelion Christmas Fan Fiction
The Night Before Christmas
 
Office of Jusenkyo Productions, or if you're not in the Holiday sprit, the JTSU Computer Lab at the University of Nevada, Reno:

	(The office is decked up for the holidays, with banners, lights, and one huge tree. In front of a computer screen is Washu, Nene, and Skuld)

Nene: So, what has JG done for Christmas?

Washu: He left a script for the Eva cast to do.

Nene: Really? Let me see!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through NERV, not a creature was stirring, not even a berv.

Skuld: What is a berv?

Washu: A huge plant eater from Jurai, they don't move much.

Skuld: Oh.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Kaworu soon would be there.

Nene: SAINT Kaworu? 

Skuld: Well it kinda fits, he is an Angel after all. 

And the Children all nestled, all sung in their beds. While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.

Washu: Somehow I don't see Rei or Asuka dreaming about sugarplums. 

Nene: What about Shinji?

Washu: Well, his dreams tend to be more elemental. 

Nene: Like how much he wants Rei?

Washu: Bingo.

And maw in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a longs winters nap.

Skuld: I'm trying to picture EVA Unit-01 in a kerchief and it's just not happening. 

And then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. 

Nene: No doubt tripping over the many beer bottles Misato leaves about. 

Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash. 

Skuld: When did NERV HQ get windows?

Washu: And you two say that I nit pick.

The moonlight and the new fallen snow gave the appearance of daylight to objects below. 

Washu: Snow? How could it snow in a geofront? 

Nene: Maybe all the holes the Angels keep putting in it?

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and 16 tiny reindeer. 

Skuld: 16?

Nene: More reindeerpower.

And a little drive so serene and sorrowed, I know in a moment that this must be St. Kaworu.

All: Groan.

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name. 'On Adam on Lillith. On Sachiel and Shamshel. On Ramiel on Gaghiel. On Israfel and Sandalphon. On Matarael on Sahaquiel. On Ireul and Leliel. On Bardiel on Zeruel. On Arael and Armisael. To Terminal Dogma, to the top of the wall, now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

Washu: Uh�

Nene: What else does he have?

Skuld: (Reading) A list of Christmas songs with the cast of Ranma like 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire'. 

Nene: Never mind, I think JG's been hitting the spiked eggnog again. 

End.

	Actually, I'm just on caffeine high. Happy holidays and I promise to get to the serious stuff soon. Next year at the latest.

'And we heard him exclaim as the mists of Jusenkyo took him from sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight. Day, morning, evening, afternoon. I HATE TIME ZONES!' 

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Here sir we come to famous training ground of accursed springs
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|Guide of the training grounds|Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, BGC,  |
|of accursed springs, 8th     |AMG, Tank Police, Gall Force, |
|Disciple of Eriond, President|YUA, GitS, ADP, Evangelion    |
|of the AMS, and proud member |Project A-ko, UY, VPM, BGC!   |
|of the #SkAS#                |Darkside Blues, Dragon Century|
|------- http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/6549 ----------------|
|Akane, Lina, Washu, Nene,    |Nene showed Mackie just how   |
|Skuld, Belldandy, Kiyone     |much she knew. Winter Blossoms|
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